schweenis

when your 1/2 japanese and 1/2 white and you have a small penis

last night i went over to ricky's house and he had a schweenis

by tony March 21, 2005

jix

(pronounced JICKS), 1. cute females furry bits, 2. warm wet love tunnel belonging to choppies.

Do you want to come over and shave my jix?
Feel how wet my jix is.

by Tony March 05, 2004

essai

The way the mentally handicap (or differently abled) might spell the latino term "ese".

uhhh.... duuuhhhh... eye tink dat ese iz spelt e-s-s-a-i.

by Tony March 07, 2004

fatality

A sexual move that first involves a running start guiding ones penis into the anus of ones significant other. Thrust repeatedly into your partner until you are on the brink of ejaculation and then slip your penis into your partners mouth and before you cum, punch her in the nose, aka strawberry milkshake.

"Dude, I dont think that my girl appreciated that before the night was over i gave her the fatality"

by Tony February 23, 2005

charity fuck

plowing the snot out of some chick just cause she looked like she could have used a good stiff cock in her ass.

Hey look at that fugly chick at the end of the bar.
yeah but she has some big ole titties!
well shell be a charity fuck later on tonight.

by tony January 25, 2004

MCED

a man, legend or miggity mack who is both.

yo youse one OG MCED dawg!

by tony August 21, 2003

assdad

The father of an anus

"Hey pyri, your an assdad"

by tony September 30, 2004