not latin

not cool, lame, extremely un-awesome.

dave said that the test was not latin, it must be fuckin clown shoes.

by tony October 03, 2004

F.A.P.S.

acronym for: Fiery Anal-Piss Symdrome.
known in some circles as the most god awful form of diarrhea.

when you blow out your bowels in such a way it resembles piss coming from your asshole. there are usually no chunks present when you have the F.A.P.S., but there is an extreme burning sensation when finished.

I think i ate a bad clam or something yesterday, i can't get off the pot because of the F.A.P.S.

by tony August 12, 2004

born slippery

To be dodgy. A litle bit whoooo and a little be oooooo. A geezer. From the the wrong side of the tracks. Know what I mean? LUVERLEEE....

I can't believe he got away with it. Born slippery, that bloke

by Tony October 08, 2003

patananny

the female orfice; a vagina

Benny: Kevin, you smack that Jew's patananny yet?

Kevin: I gonna stuff that bitch just like a regular thanksgiving turkey.

by Tony October 25, 2004

Verizon

The French word for "static".

Damn man, this Verizon phone sux, I can't hear shit but static.

by Tony April 12, 2005

Miss Hockett

An insensitive skank who teaches French
without a clue as to what she is doing.
A real Bitch with an ass that smells
like three day old vomit.

I hate Miss Hockett

by Tony January 28, 2004

mongo

a Big fat dude that rikes of awesomeness

anyone who is fat but cool like michael jackson

by tony February 08, 2005