Tony's definitions

gun control

Gun control is a violation of our second amendment and our freedom.

Without guns we have no way of protecting our other rights.

by Tony November 3, 2003

cruise room

noun: the bathroom.
only use if your name is tony

hey my name is tony. where yo' cruise room be at foo-schnikins??

by tony June 8, 2003

hogfucker

Someone who has the tendency to fuck fat women.

Andrew has fucked so many fat girls, he has become an official hogfucker.

by Tony October 4, 2004

number twos

term used by white people to describe blacks when there are a lot of black around. used mostly by law enforcement officers.

hey arthur did you pick up any of those drunk number twos walking out of the club last night?

by tony August 1, 2004

Jagmo

One who has a stupid face especially Paul.

Paul is such a jagmo and he needs to stop moshing grits all the time.

by Tony April 20, 2003

chingada

To be fucked, screwed or damned.

Me lleva la chingada! I'll be fucking damned!

by Tony October 18, 2003

70's earth momma muff

when a girls twat is soooooo hairy she looks like she stepped out of a porno from the 70's.

GOOD GOD WOMAN DONT YOU TRIM DAT BUSH OF YOURS!?!
No, I'm a 70's earth momma and this is my muff.

by tony January 24, 2004