Tony's definitions

Schmekis

A driver (cellphone optional) who makes a really stupid move, or no move at all, forcing you to sit at a light, make a panic turn/lane change, slam on your brakes.

If that Schmekis! had been awake, we wouldn't still be sitting at this red light!

by Tony June 18, 2004

choco booty

When an ass is invaded by a black cock

Dude you Got so drunk and Demarcus gave you massive choco booty last night

by Tony July 14, 2004

donut and sausage situation

Sex. The sausage for a penis and the donut for a hole.

Laura and I had a donut and sausage situation last night.

by Tony July 17, 2006

Necrophiliac Nicole

sexy.

damn, she so fine.

by Tony October 30, 2003

TA

"The Almighty"
Usually used in reference to an uber swarve person with fly mackin skills.

Bob : Woah! That dude is off da hook! He's TA.
Babe: Yeh, daym he's fine! Definitely TA.

by Tony May 9, 2004

Cracow

A city in southern Poland worth visiting.
3rd most populated city in Poland (ca. 800'000 citizens)

It's truly worth to see Cracow.

by tony November 7, 2004

danvan

A big lifter who needs to get over his ex girlfriend

That guy is such a danvan over Susan

by Tony August 19, 2003