Definitions by Tony

dump sweats 

when you're out on a date with a chick and you suddenly feel the urge to drop a deuce. since you're just out on a date, you cannot leave to go shit, so you begin to squirm and become increasingly uncomfortable. the act of puckering up your A-hole makes you sweat like a whore in church.

While on the ferris wheel with Kelly, i got a bad case of the dump sweats, and nearly shit my pants.

dump sweats by tony August 18, 2004

sridahr 

a smart man with the highest integrity and moral conviction.

sridahr is a smart man.

sridahr by tony August 17, 2004

g ride 

no idea. I'm only submitting this so that someone can tell ME what it means.

"What the hell is a g ride?"
"Fuck the g ride, I want the machines that make 'em." - Rage

g ride by Tony August 17, 2004

leroy jones 

kind ok like John Doe, but for black males.

i'm having a hard time identifying those leroy jones' that came in here a while ago from the fire at the crack house.

leroy jones by tony August 16, 2004

F.A.P.S. 

acronym for: Fiery Anal-Piss Symdrome.
known in some circles as the most god awful form of diarrhea.

when you blow out your bowels in such a way it resembles piss coming from your asshole. there are usually no chunks present when you have the F.A.P.S., but there is an extreme burning sensation when finished.

I think i ate a bad clam or something yesterday, i can't get off the pot because of the F.A.P.S.

F.A.P.S. by tony August 12, 2004

fray bentarse 

This is a name for a homosexual guy, its is a abbreviation of fray bentos pies like on the tv ad!! only it is spelt 'fray bentarse'

Hello fray bentarse!? How are you done any fart knocking, treacle dick.

fray bentarse by Tony August 11, 2004

The Flaming PELE 

While having sex with a girl on the staircase light her bush on fire and kick her down the stairs.

PELE is a soccer player the rest is self explanitory I believe.

The Flaming PELE by Tony August 7, 2004