Definitions by Tommy Wommy Womsters

meat 

1) Muscle used for food.
2) A phallus.

1) That meat sure looks appetizing!
2) That meat sure looks appetizing!

meat by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 27, 2003

the 

1) A word that is nearly impossible not to include in its own definition.
2) A li'l piece of shit of a word.

1) Poop - the excrement of the booty.
2) Dude, the is the crappiest word ever.

the by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 27, 2003

Cheese Danish 

The gonorrheal juices of Hamlet.

Eww, this cheese danish is horrifying!

Cheese Danish by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 27, 2003

unacceptable 

Something extremely inappropriate.

Your mother's extreme amount of cooch hair is unacceptable.

unacceptable by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 23, 2003

Mersault

Frenchie who likes to smoke cigarettes and fuck girls the day after his mom dies.

1--Hey, why the fuck are you having sex with that girl?
2--Because my mom died yesterday.
1--You stupid Mersault!

Mersault by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 23, 2003

Vagass 

An unholy combination of anus and vagina; the worst thing ever.

Dude, I went down on that girl and she had a vagass! I got the fuck out of there!

Vagass by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 22, 2003

Clitoral enlargement 

What occurs when a woman takes a lot of steroids.

Dude, I have no tits, I talk like a man and I have back hair and major clitoral enlargement!

Clitoral enlargement by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 22, 2003