undie

An abbreviation for underground hip-hop. Originally conceived as a soundalike alternative to "indie," which signifies fey boys with jangly guitars.

Undie is the straight shit, brah. The radio is wack.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters April 10, 2005

buttpenis

The unfortunate growth of a sex organ originating from inside the rectum and protruding through the anus.

Eww, dude, you have a fuckin' buttpenis. That's nasty.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003

Clitoral enlargement

What occurs when a woman takes a lot of steroids.

Dude, I have no tits, I talk like a man and I have back hair and major clitoral enlargement!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 22, 2003

cunny

The most hilarious slang term for vagina. Try to use it in a sentence without laughing. Go on. Just try it.

Dude, your mom's cunny is so...(breaks off laughing)

by Tommy Wommy Womsters February 24, 2005

Alcoholism

The unfortunate side effect of being around and consuming too much beer.

I used to have a secretary who wouldn't give me blowjobs, and a wife who cheated on me. Then I got alcoholism and now I can jerk off whenever I want!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 05, 2003

Dickclit

A jerk; an asshole; a general fuckface.

You fucking dickclit, you're a little cockwhore, you understand me?

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003

Mersault

Frenchie who likes to smoke cigarettes and fuck girls the day after his mom dies.

1--Hey, why the fuck are you having sex with that girl?
2--Because my mom died yesterday.
1--You stupid Mersault!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 23, 2003