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An unholy combination of anus and vagina; the worst thing ever.
Dude, I went down on that girl and she had a vagass! I got the fuck out of there!
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A rare cross breed between a vagina and an asshole
Dick: WHOA DUDEEEE you see that vagass?
Joe: whoaaa man thats so rare now days man... whap it...
Vagass by Cutty123 June 8, 2009
An item that has an odor distinctly consistent of both Vagina and Ass.
After a session of freaky sex the room smelled like Vagass.

Careful with that towel, it smells like Vagass.
Vagass by vjmandi December 18, 2013

vaxassinated 

Describes someone who died of the cloth shot.
If you believe the main stream media, there's a big change you'll end up vaxassinated.
vaxassinated by VirusWappie January 14, 2022

vagapstick 

Used for when your vagina lips become dry or cracked, also when they are chapped. Moistens, softens, and repairs damaged vagina lips. Found in the same stick you would find chapstick. Very similar to chapstick aside from the fact that it is used on your vagina.
Girl my vagina lips are a little dry can you get me some vagapstick?
vagapstick by bigmac102295 November 5, 2010

vagaisle 

The aisle in the supermarket or drugstore that has all the tampons, pads, feminine hygiene sprays, douche, yeast infection treatments, pregnancy tests, condoms, lubricant, etc, etc....
Mark realized to his horror that to reach the toothpaste he would have to traverse the vagaisle.
vagaisle by MSP July 16, 2008
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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