Definitions by Tommy Shenanigans
Ma'am-nesia
A partial or total loss of memory effecting only women whilst shopping for clothes or holiday decorations.
Becky excitedly purchased a $200 Halloween wreath, not realizing she had already bought the same wreath, due to an early onset case of ma'am-nesia.
Ma'am-nesia by Tommy Shenanigans October 14, 2021
Seal Team Sex
Being as quiet as possible while having sexual intercourse.
(Usually when family members or children are within earshot)
(Usually when family members or children are within earshot)
My grandmother's wake was in the next room, so Shelley and I had to have Seal Team Sex on the bathroom floor, as not to alert the other attendees.
Seal Team Sex by Tommy Shenanigans December 16, 2019
Cum-siderate
She wanted me to cum on her face and in her hair, but I knew she wouldn't be able to clean herself off before the funeral started, so i decided to be cumsiderate of others.
Cum-siderate.
Cum-siderate.
Cum-siderate by Tommy Shenanigans July 1, 2017
Cum-siderate
She wanted me to cum on her face and in her hair, but I knew she wouldn't be able to clean herself off before the funeral started, so i decided to be cumsiderate of others.
Cum-siderate.
Cum-siderate.
Cum-siderate by Tommy Shenanigans July 1, 2017
Whackmail
To catch somebody masturbating and use it as leverage against them to obtain information, services , or financial gain.
Verb-Sheila whackmailed Tom into buying her a wool sweater.
Noun-Sheila used whackmail to force Tom into buying her a leather purse.
Noun-Sheila used whackmail to force Tom into buying her a leather purse.
Whackmail by Tommy Shenanigans May 24, 2017