5 definitions by Tommigunn

When you bend over, it looks like a yeti is trying to climb out of you arse crack.
by Tommigunn March 16, 2004
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one of the greatest hangover cures: Fanta Fruit Twist
Fook me that was a heavy drinking session last nite, i need some majic joose
by Tommigunn March 18, 2004
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A very relaxed concept of time, as used by black people the world over...
aiming to get somewhere at 1 when it starts at 12 and actually get there at 2.30
by Tommigunn March 18, 2004
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Punter: pint o spastic jooce please barman.
Barman: What?
Punter: A wife beater
by Tommigunn March 22, 2004
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during great sexual pleasures, only slightly offputting
by Tommigunn March 16, 2004
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