TomKVideo's definitions

GTFO'd

Past Tense...

Got The Fuck Out

past tense of GTFO

It was the fifth day at the in-laws house, so I snapped and GTFO'd.

by TomKVideo December 28, 2008

Kinko's

A great place to go to get a poster or banner sized blown up picture of your roommate's girlfriend sucking your dick.

Guy 1: "I'm going to Kinko's. I've got a poster to make before Thursday."

Guy 2: "Art project?"

Guy 1: "My roommates birthday. His girl and I got him a gift."

by TomKVideo September 29, 2009

bacon ride-along

When a chick is fucking a cop.

"Amanda left work early, but didn't go straight home. She met up with Officer Freytek for her weekly bacon ride-along."

by TomKVideo August 27, 2009

Facebook News

The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.

Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"

Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."

Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."

by TomKVideo January 3, 2009

Wal-Mart

Verb:

To "Wal-Mart" a bitch. When a man rushes in, fucks with the bike section, and gets out.

Guy 1: That chick needs a limp in her step.

Guy 2: I would so Wal-Mart that bitch.

Guy 1: Wreck that bike section.

by TomKVideo December 17, 2008

McDonald's Rule

The ability to drink alcohol and eat lunchtime foods anytime after 10:30 AM, because McDonald's starts serving lunch.

Mark: Dude, are you drinking?

Danny: Yeah.

Mark: It's 10:45 in the morning.

Danny: McDonald's Rule.

by TomKVideo February 25, 2010

21228

The zip code just outside Baltimore where dreams go to die.

"Lets get off at Exit 13, hit up the 21228 and see if we can't piss someone off at 7-11."

by TomKVideo August 27, 2009