Definitions by Tom Slagmore

Mad Dog 

The act of going down on a female with a mouth full of Pop Rocks. This act causes the person who is performing the act to foam at the mouth. Can be done with or without growling noises.

She said she wanted to try something different so I gave her the Mad Dog.

Mad Dog by Tom Slagmore September 16, 2021

Troll Donkey 

A person who Trolls not only online but also in public and makes an ass of themselves.

Mike just can't help but be a Troll Donkey whenever we are at the store.

Troll Donkey by Tom Slagmore March 14, 2018

Softliner 

A person who works at Target in the clothing (Softlines) department and at the Fitting Room. Nickname for a Clothing Team Member.

I went to Target and one of those Softliners helped me put an outfit together to wear on my date.

Softliner by Tom Slagmore March 14, 2018

Sex Beard 

When there has been so much sexual activity, particularly oral sex, that a males beard is messed up and crazy afterwards. A males beard equivalent of women's Sex Hair.

I went down on her for so long that now I have crazy Sex Beard.

Sex Beard by Tom Slagmore March 9, 2018

tom slagmore 

Everyone has the ability to be Tom Slagmore, but not everyone IS Tom Slagmore. An alter ego for those who know what's up.

"Who was that guy?"
"That guy? That, my friend, is Tom Slagmore."

tom slagmore by Tom Slagmore May 31, 2017

Cupcake 

Another word for the male ball sack. Can also be frosted and covered in sprinkles.

Hello there, Ladies. Would you like to sample my Cupcake?

Cupcake by Tom Slagmore May 30, 2017