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Doomed Megalopolis

1. Something hopelessly beyond salvation. All your base are belong to someone else, and they have the deeds to all your base in a very firm grip. fubar.

2. Something terribly dissapointing. Worse than Rocky V. Worse than any Dolph Lundgren movie.

3. Any hypothetical or imaginary scapegoat for a problem. A not yet realized obstacle. In a situation where the negative effects of an unknown cause are being experienced, the unknown cause.

4. A terrible anime of the same name. The inspiration for all of these definitions. Worth watching.
1. No wonder your previous landlord billed you a G on top of the deposit he kept. I saw that place when you guys moved out, you vacated a Doomed Megalopolis, not an apartment.

2. In spite of the great things I heard about the first death scene in "Suspiria", that films' status as a Doomed Megalopolis is concrete in my book.

3. If someone hadn't told me about the strike, I would have guessed from the look of things that a fatal error had ocurred in our landfill's Doomed Megalopolis.

4. Even though its horrible, in its own way, the movie Doomed Megalopolis has something to teach us all.
by Tom Cerveaux August 2, 2005
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Millhouse

Excellent. Superlative. Top notch. Used to express delight, satisfaction, victory, or pleasant surprise.

This comes from an episode of "The Simpsons" in which the geeky and unpopular character Milhouse enjoys a small number of fortunate happenings, such as finding Ten Dollars. In response to the lucky occurrence, he exclaims "Everything's coming up Milhouse!" The total expression is reduced to "Millhouse" for convenience. Millhouse is a misspelling of Milhouse.
1: Yo, dood, I just found 10 bucks!

2: Millhouse!
by Tom Cerveaux April 9, 2008
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Don't shit where you eat

This expression refers to doing anything that would jeopardize something important or essential to you. A common example of shitting where one eats is engaging in a romantic affair with a co-worker, but lying to your roommate or stealing from friends also fits this expression.
Local Bike Shop Mechanic #1: "Can you believe that guy? I've hooked him up dozens of times, but after the tantrum he just threw, I'll never take a dime off a part for him again."

LBS Mechanic #2: "Seriously. Hasn't he ever heard? Don't shit where you eat."
by Tom Cerveaux February 8, 2010
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de rigueur

As required by the fashion of the times. A hip requirement. When something achieves "the new black" status.
By simply poking my head into any of the nearby hipster bars, the frequency of pointy toed cow-girl boots firmly cements their status: de rigueur trendy footwear du jour.
by Tom Cerveaux September 23, 2006
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pizza nasty

Combining the 'bad is good' essence of slang term nasty with the undeniable allure of pizza. As nasty as pizza. Anything enjoyable in the extreme. Also: Chunky.
Shit, dawg. You filthy with that yo-yo. I seen them tricks you doin', dawg, and that shit is tight, I mean, chunky fo reals. Straight pizza nasty. HELLA pizza nasty!
by Tom Cerveaux August 2, 2005
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lion food

1. A Christian
2. Christians, collectively

Origin: Ancient Romans discovered that Christians make very entertaining meals for jungle cats, typically a lion. To this day, it's still the best thing to do with someone that believes that the allegedly historical figure Jesus Christ is the son of the alleged God.
1. I don't go to church because I'm not lion food.

2. Lion food has too much influence in American politics.
by Tom Cerveaux February 18, 2010
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STV

Sexually Transmitted Vegetarianism or Veganism

1. - n. - the conversion of a meat eater to herbivore status at the prompting of the meat eater's new boyfriend or girlfriend

2. - n. - the conversion of a meat eater to herbivore status in the hopes of establishing a romantic encounter with a decided vegetarian or vegan
1.

Meat Eater: "Yo, let's a grab a steak. My treat."
New Vegan: "Sorry dude. No steak for me. My new girlfriend would kill me if she could taste cow on me."
Meat Eater: "Wow. I never thought you'd catch an STV."

2.
Vegan Guy: "So, how long have you been a vegan?"
Fresh Vegan Convert: "Uh...about 2 days, I guess."
Vegan Guy: "That's when you met me! Did I give you an STV?"
by Tom Cerveaux January 26, 2010
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