STV

Sexually Transmitted Vegetarianism or Veganism

1. - n. - the conversion of a meat eater to herbivore status at the prompting of the meat eater's new boyfriend or girlfriend

2. - n. - the conversion of a meat eater to herbivore status in the hopes of establishing a romantic encounter with a decided vegetarian or vegan

1.

Meat Eater: "Yo, let's a grab a steak. My treat."
New Vegan: "Sorry dude. No steak for me. My new girlfriend would kill me if she could taste cow on me."
Meat Eater: "Wow. I never thought you'd catch an STV."

2.
Vegan Guy: "So, how long have you been a vegan?"
Fresh Vegan Convert: "Uh...about 2 days, I guess."
Vegan Guy: "That's when you met me! Did I give you an STV?"

by Tom Cerveaux January 26, 2010

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Abbreviation for Straight to Voicemail.

Andrea: Did you try to call her about the Star Trek tickets?
Candy: Yep, STV. She never picks up.

by joybender March 03, 2011

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A overwhelming feeling of having picked up a disease by watching a television show that is so skanky it makes you feel like you have a sexually transmitted disease. i.e. Barbwire

I may have to go to the doctor for some kind of ointment. I was watching Baywatch last night and I think I contracted an STV.

by Gregtionary December 04, 2008

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Sweet Tasting Vagina

"Damn girl..you got a STV!"

by miquela January 27, 2008

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Sexually Transmitted (computer) Virus.

Obtained by hitting the porn sites. Usually fatal. Results in asshole popping up when you least want it to.

Girl: "Why is your computer so slow??? And why is there a popup with asshole on it???"
Guy: "Oh that. I got an STV by hitting free porno sites. It has completely destroyed my shit"

by Methodone November 01, 2007

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