Tom 's definitions

Bush

the surname of a really fucked up american family. (Dad, sons, cousind, etc)
see also cunt

George W(ished he was a) Cunt

by tom December 4, 2003

percy poppin jigga munketrester

see "beat back big hug metamucil powder"

look at that fat crakka

by Tom April 20, 2003

knobulate

to munt about in the kitchen, trying to decide whether you can face a bit of toast and Marmite, after looking in the fridge for the 100th time to see if anything interesting has arrived, at about 8am after you've been up all night getting mashup.

James: "Tom, why are you staring into the Marmite?"

Tom: "I'm knoblulating"

by tom January 17, 2004

tense

When something is either amazing or something is really bad.

eg1- That party was Tesnse!
eg2- jon:im grounded
steve:ohhh thats tense!

by tom April 8, 2005

urwin

A tall and incredibly handsome teenager, with an uncanny ability for both playing the guitar and pimping hoes.

Jeez have you seen Jackie over there with that right "urwin"

by TOM August 1, 2004

Hardcore Vegan

Used by Bill Bailey in his "part troll" tour.

A vegan who won't drive through towns with the word "HAM" in the name.

Tom: You wanna go to Birmingham
Hardcore Vegan: Hell No

by Tom February 17, 2005

griff

no definition required, will be dead in the next couple of weeks due to drug overdose

a fucked up drug cunt

by tom March 8, 2003