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splarge

Basically the same as swish. its a stupid word used by some teenagers in Britan. And thanks to MSN now most of our freinds that we have never met and that are rally 40 men with a a problem
thats pretty splarge
by Tom June 19, 2005
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Polying

The exchange of conversation between two individuals.
Yo so I was polying with him and what not.
by TOM November 17, 2004
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religion

"Once we can look at religion objectively and impartially, it becomes entirely obvious that religion has all the characteristics of a form of insanity. To one degree or another the religious mind must accept, and believe in, another world; a supernatural or unnatural world, a world filled with all sorts of imaginary beings called gods, devils, angels, saints, demons, etc. These imaginary creatures are talked to, asked for favors, guidance, "signs", or miracles, and then blamed or thanked for natural events that follow. Except for the cloak of religion, such beliefs and actions would otherwise cause an individual to be judged insane, and committed to an institution for treatment." -Emmet F. Fields
by tom September 28, 2004
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gossip

Exaggeration or fabrication of a story, regarding somebody other than the tale bearer, in the absence of this person who is being discussed - for the malicious purpouse of demeaning, slandering or tarnisging this person's reputation.
I used to be good friends with this bitch for like 6 years, and when we had a fallout, she went around gossiping all of my personal shit to people behind my back.
by Tom February 28, 2004
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hij

Nickname of tom higham and used to describe him.
by tom November 1, 2004
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Bruges

Untouched for at least 500 years, Brugge (that's how they spell it) is the closest you will ever get to time travel!

If you want to make a woman happy, take her to Brugge!

I went to Brugge on the recommendation of my friends mother so, I didn't think I would like it too much. I was wrong!

I went on a day trip from Paris thinking it would be something I could see in a few hours and not throw off my schedule. I was there for about 5 hours. That was enough to make me change the rest of my plans so I could go back and spend 2 days.

I am not saying you can't see everything you would want to in a few hours but it is the only place where you can feel what it was like 500 years ago.

No ones words will ever do it justice so I won't bother trying. All I will say is, it is the city you will never want to leave. Paris, Berlin, Amsterdam, none of these can compare with Brugge. The people are friendly, the food is good and cheap, the hotels are inexpensive, and the history runs deeper than any other city. Brugges was not bombed in either of the world wars, it is what it was: beautiful!
Bruges the most beautfiul place in Europe!!!!!
by Tom September 28, 2004
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The Show

A part game show, part talk show, hosted by Homestar Runner.
BUZZ! "Oh, I'm sowwy. The cowwect answew... was 'e-mail'."
by Tom December 18, 2003
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