moominism

The worship of the Moomin Clan. Derives from the cowish word for crazy-fuckers. Moominists often walk around in heards of around 8 and half chanting the words of their great leader Moomin-Papa. The strange cow like figure once said famously: "Today, I would like to show you the drawing room... which normally i would love to do. Only... you see... I've just been on a heroin fuelled BENDER. Consequently, my bowls are in a weakened state. OHHH GOOD LORD"
(see google "ohh good lord")

Moominists eat dog meat.

Note: This is in no way related to Drugs or condones the use of, or fuelled by any drug intake. Apart from heroin oh which it is directly related to and we encourage the use of. It is also fuelled by heroin and all procedes go towards heroinism

Holy shit... that Moominist can sure take his urine.

You know that bird last night? We got some good bloomin-moomin shit mo fokka.

by Tom March 02, 2005

problem solver

Used in rap, means a gun.

Ill bring my problem solver, never know when shit might get live.

by tom October 30, 2004

pandy

A quiet, clean looking, rosie-cheeked, cherubic young male with no facial hair who has yet to realise that he is possibly very queer

I think you should date me Susan becaus frankly I think Greg's a little pandy.

by Tom July 17, 2003

Punt-Fucking

A post-intercourse act performed by the male, primarily characterized by a kick to the female vagina.

I was punt-fucking Jill last night and my foot got caught in her vagina.

by TOM November 17, 2004

mixed bag

a mixture of races combining to produce offspring

justin pulled a mixed bag
marcus would like to pull a mixed bag

by tom May 01, 2003

XXL

v. Describes the size of clothing worn by your mother

"That sweater is XXL"

by tom November 20, 2002

titty fuck

having a penis between two breasts and the thrusting the penis untill it jacks off

My bitch just gave me a titty fuck

by ToM January 15, 2003