Tom 's definitions

ford focus

The rich mans FORD. Either bought from familys or youngsters that feel too old.

The only decent Ford ever made in the UK

by Tom March 31, 2004

Videlectrix

A video game company (motto: We use computers... to make video games!) that created such great games as Shploitz!, Trogdor, Pigs on Head, Awexome Cross, Kid Speedy, and QWERTY.

Visit their website at www.videlectrix.com

by Tom February 5, 2004

cornhusk

racist term for a mexican

"your such a cornhusk"

by Tom November 18, 2003

metuchen

A pissant, white, upper-middle class, central-Jersey town that is the donut hole of Edison and somehow has both an exit from the turnpike and the parkway AND a nearby amtrak stop.

Metuchen? Oh yea, I passed your exit on the parkway once.

by tom January 12, 2004

Hot Beef Injection

To engage in sexual intercorse with someone. wether it be male or female.

"Tom gave Linda one mean taste of the Hot Beef Injection."

by Tom March 5, 2004

Cranium

The act of being barbra strieshand golf champion

That cranium be rockin through the suburbs.

by tom April 20, 2003

Koholint Island

The setting of the game "The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening". Home to Marin, Tarin, Madam Meow-Meow, and other assorted characters. Also known as "the island of dreams".

"What? Zelda? No, my name's Marin! You must be feeling a little woozy. You are on Koholint Island!"

by Tom October 21, 2003