Tom 's definitions

dicka-licka

an asshole. some who's acting like a big dick.

shut the hell up you dicka-licka

by tom November 17, 2003

caiti

one who is a loser and smells of diapers because she wears them because she has problems controlling her bodily functions

Damn it smells like booty! Caiti must be coming

by tom January 19, 2005

Asquith Boys

A dodgy, underfunded high school in an area so far north of civilised Sydney there really should be cattle grazing there.
Also has undoubtably the worst team in the senior Indoor Soccer Comp.

Man, Asquith boys are so shit at Indoor. I can't believe I actually kept a clean sheet against them.

by Tom December 16, 2004

percy poppin jigga munketrester

see "beat back big hug metamucil powder"

look at that fat crakka

by Tom April 20, 2003

knobulate

to munt about in the kitchen, trying to decide whether you can face a bit of toast and Marmite, after looking in the fridge for the 100th time to see if anything interesting has arrived, at about 8am after you've been up all night getting mashup.

James: "Tom, why are you staring into the Marmite?"

Tom: "I'm knoblulating"

by tom January 17, 2004

tense

When something is either amazing or something is really bad.

eg1- That party was Tesnse!
eg2- jon:im grounded
steve:ohhh thats tense!

by tom April 8, 2005

Meat Thermometer

To thrust one's penis into the female/male funny stinky spot

"Tim gave Lauth the Meat Thermometer all night long."

by Tom March 5, 2004