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Definitions by Tom (I'm such a little trooper.)

the_real_wolverinalonz

He is The Mass - he is the monster mass.

Children, don't be fooled, he isn't going to give you sweets, he's going to penetrate your rectum 'til it bleeds.
See 'The Bazement' for more information

ditchill 

He's in love with me, apparently. Can't afford me though.
Ditchill: I'm in love with Tom.
Everyone: Yeah, we know, ya little ferret.
On the outside, he's a long-haired, drug-taking, alcoholic, flash-obsessed....fag.

On the inside....well I think this song sums him up best:
Listen to me sister
And hear me brother too
This song contains a message
And it might apply to you
There's a little bit of gay
In everyone today
So why not let it out
That's what we say?


Gay is natural
Gay is good
Gay is wonderful
Gay people should
All come together
And fight for our rights.

Listen to me people
No matter what you do
The thing that really counts in life
Is to yourself be true
There's a little bit of gay
In everyone today
So why not let it out
That's what we say?

Gay is natural
Gay is good
Gay is wonderful
Gay people should
All come together
And fight for our rights.

<bridge>

Hursty's gay!
Hursty's gay!
Hursty's gay!
Hursty's gay!
Some guy: Hey, mr Hursthouse, will you do a website for me? And sell me some drugs?
Hursty: Well....This is my day off...but you're hot, so I guess I can make exceptions ;)

the-bazement 

Where Adalon keeps the kiddies.
Kid 1: Excuse me Mr Adalon, where is that lollipop you promised?!
Adalon: Just down these stairs....

bonnie kasey 

You call yourself 'Suckie Gobbler' and expect us to take you seriously? Bahar.
NORSK1 ARISK! BLACK metutlLLLLL1!!!11! KVLT GR1M TR00 N3CR0 UBER-METULULLLLL11!!

Like Rammstein.

cradle of filth 

Ok, let's get something clear here. Cradle of Filth are NOT black metal. They're symphonic, watered down metal with black metal elements, nothing more. Real black metal is Darkthrone, Burzum, Immortal, Mayhem, old Emperor.