Coming Thwimming?

a offer, commonly from a closet lesbian, inviting her straight friends to go swimming in the hope that she'll see them naked.
Ow girls, are ew coming thwimming?
by Tom May 02, 2003
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muselive

Originated from some poor soul's obsession with the band, Muse. To go "muselive" means to "go into insomnia, develop a nervous twitch and obsess about aqua dildos"
Heh, that Britney, she's gone muselive, like.
by Tom March 28, 2005
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twinkle

a childish word used frequently by mothers, when referring to the female genitals in front of a small child, usually the daughter
Gwenny, don't foreget to wipe your twinkle!
by Tom May 02, 2003
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Swamp Walk

vi. The act of dropping a load in someone’s hair, then repeatedly beating the steamy pile with your cock.
I took a nice long swamp walk with craigs mom.
by Tom October 21, 2004
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smoked

v. To make a good move, to make some sort of victory.
"I SMOKE YOU!"

"I think I smell ham. Smoked ham."
by tom February 23, 2003
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chunkle bum

"Oops, I just fell over in the fertiliser."
"Oh, you chunkle bum!"
by tom May 27, 2003
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hate

To dislike someone or something intensely.
by Tom September 17, 2003
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