Tom's definitions

protung

pussy
poontang

Used by Snoop Dog in Dr. Dre's Chronic on the track "Bitches Ain't Shit"

I was in love like a muthafucka lickin' the protung

by tom April 3, 2005

pushing tin

Suppose you are in a group of people where you typically do not offer your opinion on some choice, but actually have a preference. Those who actually have no preference use this expression to denote no opinion.

To express that you have no private preference.

A: Where do you want to eat dinner?
B: I'm pushing tin.

by tom June 6, 2004

Giffer

A drunk, middle aged female orgy seeker

"you mother is a giffer!!!"

by Tom April 10, 2004

Koholint Island

The setting of the game "The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening". Home to Marin, Tarin, Madam Meow-Meow, and other assorted characters. Also known as "the island of dreams".

"What? Zelda? No, my name's Marin! You must be feeling a little woozy. You are on Koholint Island!"

by Tom October 21, 2003

bugger

British slang.

<i>vb.</i> the act of committing sodomy
<i>n.</i> person who commits sodmoy (n.), ie. has anal intercourse.

It is generally used about an annoying person or situation.

Bugger off (get lost).
Stop buggering me.
My boss is a bugger and a half.
Oh bugger (something went wrong).

by Tom March 23, 2004

liquid pearls

Only the finest semen in the world. Only available from Tom M’s penis.

She tried to swallow everything, but I managed to leave my "signature finish" and place my liquid pearls around her neck.

by Tom January 26, 2005

mote

George house has a mote
(Shaven haven around genitals)

Q. george did u shave last night?
A. yes now i have a mote.

by tom April 4, 2004