Tom's definitions

krakadaka

A word used when you are too tired to go to the pub and you have too much work to do.
Saves so much time!

"Do you want to come to the pub tonight?"
"Karkadaka"

by Tom April 20, 2005

Coming Thwimming?

a offer, commonly from a closet lesbian, inviting her straight friends to go swimming in the hope that she'll see them naked.

Ow girls, are ew coming thwimming?

by Tom May 2, 2003

twinkle

a childish word used frequently by mothers, when referring to the female genitals in front of a small child, usually the daughter

Gwenny, don't foreget to wipe your twinkle!

by Tom May 2, 2003

muselive

Originated from some poor soul's obsession with the band, Muse. To go "muselive" means to "go into insomnia, develop a nervous twitch and obsess about aqua dildos"

Heh, that Britney, she's gone muselive, like.

by Tom March 28, 2005

Swamp Walk

vi. The act of dropping a load in someone’s hair, then repeatedly beating the steamy pile with your cock.

I took a nice long swamp walk with craigs mom.

by Tom October 21, 2004

dong

second sound on the doorbell

Ding, dong; ding, dong

by Tom March 15, 2005

battyholepuncher

A Battyholepuncher is a faggot type male that shoves his erect penis in another males batty willing or not!

Soupeh you Battyholepuncher!! Take your cock out of Ding's Batty!

by Tom January 2, 2005