Tom's definitions

fwackoom

To destroy with a really impressively cool magic attack.

"Look! I'm fwackooming your king!"

by Tom December 28, 2003

tardking

A very large and mean retard who beats up and makes fun of all the other tards at school

The tardking just punched the tard who was eating lunch.

by Tom December 22, 2004

blown out

A girl who's vaginal opening has been stretched and mangled beyond functionality. Various nerves have been destroyed due to rapid and frequent contact with bulbous peni.

Peter North's girlfriend has a blown out cooter.

by Tom March 5, 2004

ROFLMAOWTIME

Rolling on floor laughing my ass off with tears in my eyes

Ha, ha! That was funny. ROFLMAOWTIME.

by Tom April 3, 2003

chiefdrtybottom

A overweight ninja from arkansas

whatitih on the chiefdrtybottom run it tah

by Tom August 28, 2004

smash, smash out

To leave, exit

Also see bounce

Alright guys, Im gunna smash out
- or -
Wanna smash?

by Tom October 7, 2004

honkey tonk

A term often used in country songs that is code for STDs.

You know those songs
where the singer sings.."You can get the girl out of the honkey tonk,
but you can't get the honkey tonk out of the girl?" Do you know what
"honkey tonk" means. It means herpes, baby! That's right! You can't
get the honkey tonk out of the girl because herpes is there for life!!!
Who knew that country songs were so coy!!!

by Tom September 17, 2004