metney

To take a shit. To have a bowel movement. To drop duece. To drop the kids off at the pool

I took a grat metney

by Todd January 13, 2005

quality control

The job of the less intoxicated of the group to filter out obvious mistakes in judgement concerning the the suitibility of a possible candidate for sex caused by beer goggles.

Hey, dude, aren't you on quality control? Well, do you see the cow that home-boy's about to score? Get to work.

by Todd December 10, 2003

bag

<i>vt.</i> Short for douchebag.

Christ Maggie, you're such a bag.

or

Bobby, stop being a bag or go home.

by Todd April 22, 2005

guiklobba

when you fart on somebody spray him with deodorant and call him a guiklobba and he says "that's three now"

todd is a guiklobba

by todd September 04, 2003

br br brr

Used most commonly as being synonomous with leaving. Also used as a hello.

"Hey, I'm ready to go. Are you ready to br br brr?"
"Br br brr, what's up?"

by Todd July 08, 2003

masturbation-fueled car

A nice, if often oddly colored car, purchased and driven poorly by a dork that, quite correctly, thinks it is the only way in hell he might ever score a babe that might possibly be made hot in a glamor shot, if then.

Check out the tool in the masturbation-fueled car.

by Todd December 10, 2003

decemberween

A holiday made in Homestar Runner cartoons that occors in December when trees are decorated and gifts are exchanged.

This is the worst Decemberween Ever.

by Todd July 16, 2003