Chominators

Large, thick, usually horn-rimmed glasses that look like something a stereotypical chomo (child molestor) would wear. Also called "Predator 3000s."
Man, what you be wearing those chominators for?

Shut up, my regular pair of glasses broke so I'm wearing the ones the prison gave me.
by Tochterlieber June 27, 2012
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enhancement smoker

A person who smokes cannabis or other smokable drugs primarily to enhance other experiences (rather than simply for the "high" itself). Such individuals are less likely to enjoy merely smoking and sitting around doing nothing. This phrase was popularized by Jon Stewart's character in "Half Baked."
Enhancement Smoker: You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on WEED?
by Tochterlieber June 26, 2008
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facebook baby

A baby of two people who met on Facebook.
"Alicia is our Facebook baby. He first poked me in January, and I moved in with him that same month, and she was born in October"
by Tochterlieber March 24, 2017
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polyqueer

A catchall for polyamorous relationships and attractions with so many nuances that they can't be described in a short sentence such as "it's an open relationship" or "we're swingers" or "I want to have a stable of broads all to myself (i.e. a harem)". If the relationship would be described on Facebook as "it's complicated" then it's probably polyqueer.
"You guys are swingers, right?"
"Actually I'm in a polyqueer, ethically non-monogamous adelphogamous relationship with Jay and his brother Rob, both of whom also are part of a triad with their ambigusweetie Julia, when she is available under the terms of her geographical non-monogamous relationship with her husband Troy, who's serving in Iraq right now."
"Oh. So you're swingers, then?"
by Tochterlieber May 16, 2014
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parousing

Alternating between perusing and carousing around. Usually done with socia media, which often consists of a mix of light and serious posts. Parousing involves drinking plentiful amounts of alcohol and switching back and forth between (1) enjoying oneself with others in a noisy, lively way and (2) reading thoroughly or carefully.
Why am I parousing facebook at three in the darktime?
by Tochterlieber December 28, 2013
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Chomover

Comb-over hairstyle that resembles that of a stereotypical chomo (child molestor).
Hey, that dude keeps looking at us.

Which one?

That creepy old dude over there, the one who's sportin' the chomover and those chominator 3000s.
by Tochterlieber June 27, 2012
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cuck out

To surrender, especially in a way that abandons principle and reverses course because of pressure, criticism, etc.
That Dave Chapelle comedy routine started out edgy, but then he decided to cuck out at the end with all that politically correct virtue signaling.
by Tochterlieber March 31, 2017
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