Tochterlieber's definitions
A knack for McGyver-like improvisation of tools using the scarce resources available in a prison environment.
"Wow, that's cool how you figured out how to make disposable one-hitters out of ferrules, so we can flush them after each session and not have to keep anything around that could be found if they shake us down."
"Once again, my prisingenuity saves the day."
"Once again, my prisingenuity saves the day."
by Tochterlieber June 30, 2012
Get the Prisingenuitymug. Court documents revealing what a prisoner's charges, criminal history, downward departures, etc. are. This is used to determine whether a person is a snitch, child molestor, or other kind of person considered undesirable by other prisoners. The Presentence Investigation Report is the gold standard of paperwork, because it tells everything that the probation officer was able to dig up about the prisoner's life, and details any assistance he may have rendered to the government; but prisoners are often forbidden to have it in their possession for that exact reason. At higher security prisons, people are often expected to show their paperwork within a certain period of time (e.g. a week or a month) or they'll be checked in to protective custody by their fellow prisoners.
by Tochterlieber March 19, 2014
Get the paperworkmug. Large, thick, usually horn-rimmed glasses that look like something a stereotypical chomo (child molestor) would wear. Also called "Predator 3000s."
Man, what you be wearing those chominators for?
Shut up, my regular pair of glasses broke so I'm wearing the ones the prison gave me.
Shut up, my regular pair of glasses broke so I'm wearing the ones the prison gave me.
by Tochterlieber June 27, 2012
Get the Chominatorsmug. A dismissive hand gesture that waves a person away, often impatiently or irritatedly. It is frequently made while not even looking at the person, who is usually someone who unwelcomely interrupted the conversation or activities of the person giving the french wave. A normal wave involves mostly motion of the arms and wrist pivoting from left to right; the french wave mostly involves motion of the fingers (which are held together) back and forth as though to say "shoo."
by Tochterlieber May 4, 2014
Get the The french wavemug. Where you relegate people whose uninteresting posts clog up your social media feeds because they're in your "friends" circle.
"After about her 20th post this week bragging about her workout routine and the different health shakes she's trying, I had to put her in the acquaintancezone."
by Tochterlieber January 6, 2014
Get the acquaintancezonemug. Hey, that dude keeps looking at us.
Which one?
That creepy old dude over there, the one who's sportin' the chomover and those chominator 3000s.
Which one?
That creepy old dude over there, the one who's sportin' the chomover and those chominator 3000s.
by Tochterlieber June 27, 2012
Get the Chomovermug. To surrender, especially in a way that abandons principle and reverses course because of pressure, criticism, etc.
That Dave Chapelle comedy routine started out edgy, but then he decided to cuck out at the end with all that politically correct virtue signaling.
by Tochterlieber March 31, 2017
Get the cuck outmug.