Prisingenuity

A knack for McGyver-like improvisation of tools using the scarce resources available in a prison environment.
"Wow, that's cool how you figured out how to make disposable one-hitters out of ferrules, so we can flush them after each session and not have to keep anything around that could be found if they shake us down."
"Once again, my prisingenuity saves the day."
by Tochterlieber June 26, 2012
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parousing

Alternating between perusing and carousing around. Usually done with socia media, which often consists of a mix of light and serious posts. Parousing involves drinking plentiful amounts of alcohol and switching back and forth between (1) enjoying oneself with others in a noisy, lively way and (2) reading thoroughly or carefully.
Why am I parousing facebook at three in the darktime?
by Tochterlieber December 28, 2013
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come out of the toy box

To "come out of the tox box" means to admit to being a pedophile.
"James got drunk yesterday and start saying what he most wishes he could do is tap a 7-year-old girl sometime."
"Damn, man, he decided to just come out of the toy box like that to you?"
by Tochterlieber March 09, 2014
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Chominators

Large, thick, usually horn-rimmed glasses that look like something a stereotypical chomo (child molestor) would wear. Also called "Predator 3000s."
Man, what you be wearing those chominators for?

Shut up, my regular pair of glasses broke so I'm wearing the ones the prison gave me.
by Tochterlieber February 22, 2010
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facebook baby

A baby of two people who met on Facebook.
"Alicia is our Facebook baby. He first poked me in January, and I moved in with him that same month, and she was born in October"
by Tochterlieber March 24, 2017
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cuck out

To surrender, especially in a way that abandons principle and reverses course because of pressure, criticism, etc.
That Dave Chapelle comedy routine started out edgy, but then he decided to cuck out at the end with all that politically correct virtue signaling.
by Tochterlieber April 01, 2017
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The french wave

A dismissive hand gesture that waves a person away, often impatiently or irritatedly. It is frequently made while not even looking at the person, who is usually someone who unwelcomely interrupted the conversation or activities of the person giving the french wave. A normal wave involves mostly motion of the arms and wrist pivoting from left to right; the french wave mostly involves motion of the fingers (which are held together) back and forth as though to say "shoo."
I tried to talk to him while he was watching soccer, and he gave me the french wave.
by Tochterlieber May 04, 2014
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