Definitions by Tochterlieber

The french wave 

A dismissive hand gesture that waves a person away, often impatiently or irritatedly. It is frequently made while not even looking at the person, who is usually someone who unwelcomely interrupted the conversation or activities of the person giving the french wave. A normal wave involves mostly motion of the arms and wrist pivoting from left to right; the french wave mostly involves motion of the fingers (which are held together) back and forth as though to say "shoo."

I tried to talk to him while he was watching soccer, and he gave me the french wave.

The french wave by Tochterlieber May 4, 2014

orthosexuality 

Orthosexuality is a sexual orientation of being sexually attracted only to sexually mature individuals of the opposite sex, and of the same species.

"Look at that attractive, healthy-looking 18-year-old fellow human of the opposite sex over there! I want to get naked with that individual."
"Why do you flaunt your orthosexuality?"

orthosexuality by Tochterlieber May 3, 2014

come out of the toy box 

To "come out of the tox box" means to admit to being a pedophile.

"James got drunk yesterday and start saying what he most wishes he could do is tap a 7-year-old girl sometime."
"Damn, man, he decided to just come out of the toy box like that to you?"

come out of the toy box by Tochterlieber March 23, 2014

paperwork 

Court documents revealing what a prisoner's charges, criminal history, downward departures, etc. are. This is used to determine whether a person is a snitch, child molestor, or other kind of person considered undesirable by other prisoners. The Presentence Investigation Report is the gold standard of paperwork, because it tells everything that the probation officer was able to dig up about the prisoner's life, and details any assistance he may have rendered to the government; but prisoners are often forbidden to have it in their possession for that exact reason. At higher security prisons, people are often expected to show their paperwork within a certain period of time (e.g. a week or a month) or they'll be checked in to protective custody by their fellow prisoners.

"Lemme see your paperwork."

paperwork by Tochterlieber March 19, 2014

satiricritical 

Using a mix of satire and straightforward criticism.

"I stumbled across this satiricritical article that starts with a point-by-point rebuttal of yesterday's State of the Union address and then compares Obamacare to sado-bestiality."
"LOL"

satiricritical by Tochterlieber January 6, 2014

acquaintancezone 

Where you relegate people whose uninteresting posts clog up your social media feeds because they're in your "friends" circle.

"After about her 20th post this week bragging about her workout routine and the different health shakes she's trying, I had to put her in the acquaintancezone."

acquaintancezone by Tochterlieber January 6, 2014

parousing 

Alternating between perusing and carousing around. Usually done with socia media, which often consists of a mix of light and serious posts. Parousing involves drinking plentiful amounts of alcohol and switching back and forth between (1) enjoying oneself with others in a noisy, lively way and (2) reading thoroughly or carefully.

Why am I parousing facebook at three in the darktime?

parousing by Tochterlieber December 28, 2013