ToM's definitions

SysRq

SysRq is one of the greatest mysteries of all time. SysRq used to have it's own key, but now it has been forced into sharing with Print Screen. SysRq is bitter because of this, and many fondue sets have been tarnished due to SysRq's poor attempts to curry the favour of it's fellow victims Pause Break and Scroll Lock. SysRq is currently working on a novel, however since it has no hands, progress has been slow.

sysRq wants TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN.

by Tom October 14, 2004

Congo Canyon

Congo Canyon, a slang term for an extremely hairy ass.

Damn, did you see that bitch's ass? That hoe had one hell of a Congo Canyon!

Jesus Tom! Your Congo Canyon is so damn cute.

by Tom October 18, 2004

Swamp Walk

vi. The act of dropping a load in someone’s hair, then repeatedly beating the steamy pile with your cock.

I took a nice long swamp walk with craigs mom.

by Tom October 21, 2004

Parksnine

An obsession of the number nine that is completely uncontrollable to the point that you can't life without nine.

Yo, you crazy bitch, stop with the parksnine and lets get goin

by Tom October 22, 2004

problem solver

Used in rap, means a gun.

Ill bring my problem solver, never know when shit might get live.

by tom October 30, 2004

hij

Nickname of tom higham and used to describe him.

Oh my dayz did you see hij last night?

by tom November 1, 2004

Chii

Biggest affro man around that is a ganja king of the world

yo dam, chi is the shizznit and he smoked all my weed nigga

by tom November 3, 2004