ToM's definitions

fly on the wall

someone who secretly watches something. like they're a fly on the wall and you don't notice them.

carlos knows that rosita's baby is really chico's thanks to that fly on the wall.

by tom March 2, 2004

Sauron

The Dark Lord of Mordor. Forged the Ruling Ring... the Master Ring... the One Ring... TO RULE THEM ALL!!!

(play LOTR theme here)

by Tom January 15, 2004

honkey tonk

A term often used in country songs that is code for STDs.

You know those songs
where the singer sings.."You can get the girl out of the honkey tonk,
but you can't get the honkey tonk out of the girl?" Do you know what
"honkey tonk" means. It means herpes, baby! That's right! You can't
get the honkey tonk out of the girl because herpes is there for life!!!
Who knew that country songs were so coy!!!

by Tom September 17, 2004

Bamber

broke; bad; stupid; boring; ugly; turnoff; crappy

This party is bamber.

Look at her, that girl is bamber.

The club was so bamber last night.

by Tom June 4, 2004

Water Cooler

Holding a guy upside down with his head locked securely between your thighs while sitting down on a couch. Let a fart go and don't release him until he inhales. When he inhales its like air bubbles going up in a water cooler, the smell of the fart going up into his lungs.

With Mike's head locked securely, Jack farted and gave him a water cooler.

by Tom August 26, 2003

duzak's pack

mr. duzak's gigantic penis and testicles while inside his pants make duzak's pack.

duzak's pack is so fucking big

by tom January 31, 2005

Bish Bosh

A term used to describe an improper or unfinished piece of work usually due to laziness.

1) I finished the project but it's a bit bish bosh

2) "But honey, what about my orgasm?"
"I'm just feeling a bit bish bosh"

by Tom June 15, 2003