ToM's definitions

Morte

Morte is an irc addict.

OMG that dude is like 24/7 on irc. He is really a Morte

by tom January 2, 2004

I

symbol for current, in amperes. Defined by the voltage (in volts) in a current divided by resistance(in ohms).

The voltage is 10 Volts, and the resistance is 5 Ohms. So, I is equal to 2. I need to get laid. Badly.

by Tom April 18, 2005

MC

Multiple Choice, used specifically for tests

Kids, we're having a MC today!

by Tom March 23, 2005

religion

A form of insanity, such as schizophrenia.

"Once we can look at religion objectively and impartially, it becomes entirely obvious that religion has all the characteristics of a form of insanity. To one degree or another the religious mind must accept, and believe in, another world; a supernatural or unnatural world, a world filled with all sorts of imaginary beings called gods, devils, angels, saints, demons, etc. These imaginary creatures are talked to, asked for favors, guidance, "signs", or miracles, and then blamed or thanked for natural events that follow. Except for the cloak of religion, such beliefs and actions would otherwise cause an individual to be judged insane, and committed to an institution for treatment." -Emmet F. Fields

by tom September 28, 2004

suits

members of the fbi irs cia or any other 3 leter goverment angencey that ware suits instead of uniforms

the suits are on to me

by tom November 24, 2003

mollz

nuffer word 4 a plug socket

dude i just got electricuted by a bloody mollz

by tom April 2, 2004

bainspiration

A special type of inspiration.

Today's bainspiration is: "Drive past nine, she's fine"

by Tom June 19, 2006