religion

A form of insanity, such as schizophrenia.

"Once we can look at religion objectively and impartially, it becomes entirely obvious that religion has all the characteristics of a form of insanity. To one degree or another the religious mind must accept, and believe in, another world; a supernatural or unnatural world, a world filled with all sorts of imaginary beings called gods, devils, angels, saints, demons, etc. These imaginary creatures are talked to, asked for favors, guidance, "signs", or miracles, and then blamed or thanked for natural events that follow. Except for the cloak of religion, such beliefs and actions would otherwise cause an individual to be judged insane, and committed to an institution for treatment." -Emmet F. Fields

by tom September 28, 2004

religion

A belief system lacking in logic. Denies in some shape or form hard-to-accept facts, such as death, chance, and chaos. Often includes rituals and rules. Frequently abused by authorities to keep the masses under control. Includes shamanism, monotheism, henotheism, etc. Often the source of bad decisions.

The Scandinavians starved themselves to death by not learning from the pagan natives how to survive in Greenland.

Members of the Panawave Laboratory believe their leader is dying from communist microwaves attacks.

by Tom November 20, 2003

religion

an idea somebody accepts despite all evidence to the contrary.

Life is worth living.

by Tom March 11, 2005

doltswagen

Model of car popular with thicko council-estate dwellers. Usually adorned with tasteless accessories and driven erratically around housing estates until being written-off or stolen and then torched.

Second-hand value? Zero.

I say, Carruthers. You don't want that old XR3-i, it's a doltswagen. Why not try that nice Audi over there.

by Tom November 04, 2003

tense

When something is either amazing or something is really bad.

eg1- That party was Tesnse!
eg2- jon:im grounded
steve:ohhh thats tense!

by tom April 08, 2005

Pull an office space

When a person quickly switches jobs, from a corporate environment to a construction-related job.

Chris pulled an office space when he became a contractor.

by Tom June 17, 2003

I

symbol for current, in amperes. Defined by the voltage (in volts) in a current divided by resistance(in ohms).

The voltage is 10 Volts, and the resistance is 5 Ohms. So, I is equal to 2. I need to get laid. Badly.

by Tom April 18, 2005