ToM's definitions

bent as A nine Bob mate

Bent as A nine bob mate.

Hunter is bent as A nine bob mate and he will never go back.

by Tom February 26, 2005

leboskied

From the movie "The Big Lebowski." The Dude was drunk and stoned the entire movie.

Lebowskied is to be drunk and stoned.

Man, I was so Lebowskied last night at that party that I nearly passed out.

by Tom February 21, 2005

Pull an office space

When a person quickly switches jobs, from a corporate environment to a construction-related job.

Chris pulled an office space when he became a contractor.

by Tom June 17, 2003

cow pat

A really sloppy cow shit that hits the floor, spreads out like a pancake and then sets so hard you can play frisbe with it.

by ToM March 10, 2003

sumdude3

Sumdude is the ub3r leet pimp dad

Sumdude 3wnz sinz

by Tom March 12, 2003

crusade

The crusades were pope-sanctioned military endeavors during the 11th, 12th, and 13th centuries against non-Christians. Goals included capturing Jerusalem and expanding territories in general.

Christian occupation of Syria disappeared after the ninth crusade.

by Tom November 19, 2003

Piswanjango

1) A mexican beer in 'Dusk till Dawn' that tastes like piss, because they piss in it.

2) Piswanjango being a fine quality skunk. The type that smokes well and makes you laugh a lot.

Smokin de Piswanjango like dey do in de Congo

by Tom October 23, 2003