ToM's definitions

Sea Monkey

Funny litle things that squirm around in cheap plastic containers given in a kit by large Sea Monkey conglomorates.

1. Dude, my Sea Monkies are big, fool!

2. Hey Betty, where did you get your Sea Monkies?

3. I have a problem with beating my Sea Monkies.

by Tom February 21, 2004

fandabilous

slightly better than fabulous, e.g the smae as exelent

that coat is fandabilous

by tom May 13, 2005

government cheese

the nastyist ever made

made by the us goverment for the poor

what is in this sandwich?

reply goverment cheese

by tom April 18, 2004

tutiberg

haha i broke ur nose

by tom July 24, 2003

merank

having sexual intercourse with the organs of your dead pets

my dad meranks, i wish he wouldn't.

by tom November 25, 2003

Schwing

A "stiffy" or "boner". A sound made when an attractive female approaches or pass' by.

"Awww DUDE, TOTAL SCHWING RIGHT THERE."

by Tom May 12, 2004

Souvlakia

Its a country in the middle east. right next to Iraqdonalds and Kababastan

I went to SOUVLAKIA for a holiday it was fun

by Tom January 4, 2005