rock

an undoubtedly great genre of music that's art and reputation is unfortunately ruined by it's fanbase which consists mostly of biased,contradictory,close-minded and delusional idiots that think they know about music and talent when really they wouldn't know it if it hit them in face, curb stomped them and threw them against the wall (especially metalheads)

Rock stan: rock music is better than everything else because they actually use instruments instead of a computer
Average person: so does classical,blues,country,etc. and turntablism,sequencing, and synthesizing music is just as hard if not harder
Rock stan: that music is boring and besides any idiot can make music on a computer

by TJ December 23, 2013

tawljay

1. to neglect your illegitimate children
2. to put internet browsing above your responsibilities

"your kids need food and you're Tawljay"

by TJ February 25, 2004

ricer exuse

Blaming something else (besides the fact that your car is slow) for the reason you lost a race.

my clutch was slipping, I missed 2nd, my tires are bald, my boost was on low setting, I have bad KR, etc...

by TJ February 19, 2004

m10

as in m10 surfcrew from long island! can also be used to describe cool shit

1 that last one was sick! completely m10
2 your moms tits are fully m10
3 dont blame us cause the m10 surfcrew dogged your girl
4 this weed is m10 bro

by tj April 20, 2005

jumpahoe

Anyone that likes to jump somebody in a fight as opposed to fighting 1 on 1 or at least tag teaming. Pretty self explanatory

Person 1: Megan is such a wack bitch, always jumping in people's fights

Person 2: Not surprised, jumpahoes will be jumpahoes

by TJ August 10, 2015

dp

dawn patrol
early morning surf sesh

lets hit it a like 5am, full on dawn patrol

by tj April 20, 2005

weird

to have a blood alcohol level of 0.2 or greater

I'm getting weird tonight.

by TJ November 12, 2004