Definitions by Tion The One

gonked 

Fuck you, Mang, you'll never get my information!!!!

lol gonked motherfucker got gonked

gonked by Tion The One September 3, 2004

oh nos 

an especially sarcastic way to say 'oh no'

oh nos i forgot to buy the new linkin park cd. ;_;;;;;;;;

oh nos by Tion The One September 3, 2004

day after wednesday 

its ironic because thursday is a band.
and a meh emo band at that.

iceland is a very culturally diverse country.

day after wednesday by Tion The One February 2, 2004

lol xbox is huge 

you see, quite simply, the Xbox is huuuuuuuuuge. www.hangthepenguins.tk
phrase can be used any time, to express any type of emotion.

Person 1: My mother died last night.
Person 2: Thats a bummer, what was the last thing you said to her?
Person 1: LOL XBOX IS HUGE
Person 2: LOL IT REALLY IS!

lol xbox is huge by Tion The One February 2, 2004

holy christ thats the worst thing ive ever heard stop it or youre gonna make my ears bleed 

Linkin Park.

OWSHIT OWSHIT OWSHIT EARS BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
get the point, yes yes?

holy christ thats the worst thing ive ever heard stop it or youre gonna make my ears bleed by Tion The One February 1, 2004

OWSHIT 

teh word that you exclaim upon hearing the mess of "music" that is Linkin Park

All hail the real LP, Lostprophets

OWSHIT by Tion The One February 1, 2004

asswanker 

variation of wanker, it just makes the victim of the insult that much more gay.

Jeezy Creezy, jacob is such a friggin asswanker.

asswanker by Tion the One April 28, 2003