Definitions by Timothy Brentwood

p cubes 

Short for Psilocybe Cubensis a.k.a. the most common, and generally most pleasant, type of magic mushrooms.

I bought a half of p cubes for $100

p cubes by Timothy Brentwood April 5, 2025

binker hole 

The non-binary hole. Innately mysterious but ripe for stuffing

I'm gonna pound that enby in their tight little binker hole

binker hole by Timothy Brentwood November 7, 2023

Old Dude 

The guy you buy weed from. Not necessarily old, or a dude.

Hey babe, have you gone to see Old Dude yet? We're like, down to stems and seeds.

Oh shit I'll go see her tomorrow.

Old Dude by Timothy Brentwood November 22, 2022

functional programming 

Much in the way one who participates in heavy drinking, but can operate in normal society is a functional alcoholic: one who participates in heavy function use, but can program normal programs is doing functional programming. Functions, especially the more street available nested anonymous ones, are highly addictive and may make you want to abandon other forms of control flow entirely. Allows one to write code that operates on other code easily. Nerd Shit.

My favorite functional programming language is Idris, it's like Haskell but for nerds.

functional programming by Timothy Brentwood July 26, 2022

Spider 

Cute 8 legged predators that keep pest populations in check, usually all they ever want in return is a nice little corner safe from your roomba. Jumping Spiders in particular are adorable. Sometimes these fellas will wander into your home, and you can either let them outside or have a free pet!

Let me just introduce you to my friend
Under the tree
Spider and me

Laze in the afternoon sun
Gazing at each other's beauty
The huntsman's heart forever beats
Our union is forever

Spider by Timothy Brentwood June 28, 2022

Unfluencer 

Like an influencer, but with with an opposite relationship to their audience. I.e. their audience tells them what to do, and they'll do it even if it's a bad idea. If an unfluencer gives a recommendation you'd best avoid that thing like the plague. Also known as an e-clown

Twitch's most creative Unfluencer is maniac e-clown Jeremy "Jerma985" "Elbertson" Harrington

Unfluencer by Timothy Brentwood June 27, 2022

Fembies 

The plural of femby- feminine non-binary. Not girl zombies like the other poster said. Though we will still eat your brains. The collective noun is a pride.

Look over there! A pride of fembies! Isn't nature beautiful! Ahhh! They're eating my brains!

Fembies by Timothy Brentwood June 27, 2022