vaginal carrot cheese

When a woman is fucked vaginally with a carrot and a piece of the carrot breaks off in the vagina and she later excretes a mushy chunk in a fermented lump, after an extended period of time.

Susan farted out her vaginal carrot cheese while preparing for a night of clubbing then fucking. She then proceeded to scooped it up and eat it off of a cracker while sipping some red wine.

by Timothy August 03, 2004

shardi

friend (in black people language)

Hey, you there, your my shardi!

by Timothy December 02, 2003

scesing

the act of deceiving someone

Your in the Dan Cortese fan club.

Are you scesing me?

by Timothy August 21, 2003

bonchasaurus

a bonch that has been so severely chaffed by a dry tongue that it has become a sticky hot blister which causes the owner of said bonch to groan like a dinosaur.

"we can't fuck tonight because I have a bonchasaurus again."

by Timothy July 14, 2004

bowels of cereal

A cereal bowl filled with severed shitty sphinctors and filled with Vitamin D whole milk.

Would you like a bowel of cereal; the milk turns chocolate colored if you let it sit.

by Timothy July 12, 2004

Sweet Deal

a rather opportune situation. a deal that has been sweetened. a surgary delight

Bobby: I just got a new car!
Tommy: Sweet Deal!

by Timothy March 10, 2004

tamponator

A person who inserts a tampon into what ever orifice they can eagerly find on another person; with or without the consent of that other person.

If you ever come in contact with a tamponator be sure to close your legs and mouth, at least.

by Timothy July 08, 2004