Tim 's definitions

clug

Similar to clog; can be used to describe disgusting things like Disney's the Santa Clause

They clugged Tim Allen to Santa.

by Tim November 26, 2004

w'sai

acronym for What Sex Am I. An expletive said when encountering a person whose gender is indeterminate.

Dude, check out that w'sai!

by Tim August 22, 2003

Xar

A god of chaos and doom, much is to be feared of him if his fury is unleashed. He uses his powers to wreak chaos that paves way for creation.
When calm he can be quite beneviolent

by Tim April 21, 2003

bap

bap means anything that is wack, stupid, unpopular.

Man, the carnival was bap as hell.

by Tim February 2, 2003

comb-over

When an aging, balding man takes the remaining hair on the side of his head and uses a brush or comb to push it over the top, bald part of his head.

Often times these men will think this is enough to convice people that they are not balding, but in fact they are.

"Rudolph Guiliani looks much better now that he stopped trying to do that comb-over."

by Tim December 20, 2003

McSucks

A broken man whose lot in life has repeatedly given him the most menial tasks imaginable.

Hey McSucks! Get up to the top of that smokestack and change the damn lightbulb!

by Tim February 6, 2004

philippines

Visayan islands in the philippines is a great place. Cebu is probably one of the nices places in the world, while Luzon, is a polluted dump. If you plan to go to Manila and Quezon City, don't bring anything fancy while walking in the streets or you'll get mugged. Not to mention the flying cockroaches...

Go to the Visayas if you want a resort.

by Tim May 13, 2005