Tim 's definitions

super blumkin

where you sit on the toilet and take a shit eat a sub and get head at the sametime

yo i got a sumper blumkin at lunch

by Tim January 2, 2005

ismk

1. see ismk.net

2. Used to be a clan, now a symbol of how the internet is ruined.

You =ISMK= clan think yo so hot, but really you're not!

by Tim April 19, 2004

comb-over

When an aging, balding man takes the remaining hair on the side of his head and uses a brush or comb to push it over the top, bald part of his head.

Often times these men will think this is enough to convice people that they are not balding, but in fact they are.

"Rudolph Guiliani looks much better now that he stopped trying to do that comb-over."

by Tim December 20, 2003

drop some knowlege

to drop knowlege on someone is to drop some brains on them in other words to cum all over them, bust a nut etc.

damn that girl is fine i'd love to drop some knowlege on her

by tim February 13, 2005

plank wank

A term devised by skaters for there hatred of Skateboarders, also see firewood.

i'm going to shove that plank wanks tray up his ass.

by Tim August 7, 2003

limp

tim struggling to maintain an erection

by tim June 29, 2003

Helm

(n.), an english term used to describe one who has an overwhelming flow of chest hair. (v.) the act of growing an overwhelming flow of chest hair.

(n.) Look at that guy, his chest is so hairy. He is a Helm.
(v.) His chest is hairy because he starting helming at such a young age.

by tim May 27, 2004