Definitions by Tim

system requirements

1. System specs required to run a program or install a piece of hardware on your computer.
2. Way to make you buy new computers.

System requirements.... 500$ and a trip to Staples/Business Depot...

system requirements by Tim February 8, 2004

asshell 

Cry of derision or dismay, often indicating frustration

Why is That Fucking Seventies Show on twice daily and the Simpsons are only on once?!! Asshell!

asshell by Tim February 6, 2004

boozer 

A caveman Carlos of the Cleveland Cavaliers; used interchangeably when imitating the Frankenstien monster, or making "Crush, Kill, Destroy, Smash" noises a la Soloman Grundy

When preparing to shoot a freethrow: "Boozer, SMASH!"

boozer by Tim February 6, 2004

Solomon Grundy 

Hairy, squat, laconic Nemesis of Superman

"Grundy hate Superman. Grundy want smash Superman. Grundy want pants, too."

Solomon Grundy by Tim February 6, 2004

ronny james dio 

The Holy Diver

Ronny James Dio rock my shitass last night! (high-pitched and sustained)Owww! Holy Diver! You've been gone too long in the midnight sea! Oh, what's becoming of me?

ronny james dio by Tim February 6, 2004

McSucks 

A broken man whose lot in life has repeatedly given him the most menial tasks imaginable.

Hey McSucks! Get up to the top of that smokestack and change the damn lightbulb!

McSucks by Tim February 6, 2004

guzzler 

- medical condition where cum slingers have to have their stomach pupmed due to over active sausage munching
- where by one drowns in ones' sposes cum

carol is a guzzler

guzzler by tim February 4, 2004