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IANAE

Internet Acronym: I Am Not An Expert

Used in conversation when it is necessary to point out that this is not your field of expertise.
Light waves CAN turn corners, in a process named 'diffraction' don't quote me though - IANAE!

Another letter is often used to denote the subject area, ie. in the above example, IANAOE could be substituted to give: I Am Not An Optical Expert!
by Ti August 19, 2004
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hate crime

A term made up by governments so they can tack on extra punishemnts if you do something to someone of a different race.
Killing is killing, it shouldent matter what race the murderer or the dead guy on the floor is.
I shot someone, but he was black so i get an extra 10 years because shooting black people is a 'hate crime'...
by ti August 20, 2004
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fuck spanner

A phrase originally coined by Phill, aka. D.I. Doozer.

Literally means 'complete penis'.
For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete fuck spanner.
by Ti September 3, 2004
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twat plaster

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

A plaster for bleeding twats.

ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.
For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.
by Ti September 3, 2004
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gateways

See Somerfield.

Chain of UK supermarkets, changed name sometime around 1990.
That's some cheap shit vino they got in Gateways at the moment.
by Ti September 4, 2004
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calculator

-something that any idiot can use as a cheat sheat(if programmable)
-but that few actually bother to program...

-TI 83
-TI 89 {to expemnsive to own, borrowed from calculus teacher}
-TI 92 {to expensive for school to own, borrowed from Texas insturments}
AnyIdiot: yo I wrote da answers too da test in my calkiladder....and i stull get dem rong

aFeW: I solved the problems in my head, and used the rest of my time to program my calculator to send instant messages, and emails.
by ti June 9, 2004
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dro

Some damn fine pot, hydroponically grown to suit your needs.
Money rolls, cars and clothes, that's how all my niggas roll

Burnin' dro, 24's, that's how all my niggas roll
by TI November 3, 2004
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