Thomas Francis's definitions

Slag Hooks

Nipple Rings worn by BBW women and flashed in public to attract men.

Sally got her slag hooks out again in the Pub.

by Thomas Francis February 14, 2007

bush stalker

woman who chases Bush for her own sexual gratification

That old slag keeps going round Mark's house. She's a Bush Stalker and is after his cock.

by Thomas Francis February 25, 2007

carrot frigging

Frigging one self or being frigged by another with a carrot in the vagina or anus

Steve finished too soon so sally treated herself to some carrot frigging for another ten minutes

by Thomas Francis April 24, 2007

Salsbac

Fat middle-aged slutty woman parading her breasts to people in Public

That old slag is such a salsbac with her Tits out in front of those blokes

by Thomas Francis February 14, 2007

Trampoline Dogging

Having sex on a trampoline in front of others and possibly with them joining in.

Sally was trampoline Dogging last night in her backyard with Vince and with her mates and neighbours watching.

by Thomas Francis February 14, 2007