Fuckzilla

The best fuck a guy can get.

Man! Did you see her tits? And that mouth? I bet she's got a TIGHT pussy too! She's a fuckzilla!

by Thlayli February 07, 2003

grunch

The sound your car makes when it's too low and you pull too far forward into a parking spot, hitting parts of the undercarraige on the curb.

I pulled in too far and grunch! My <insert name of small Asian car> grunched on the curb.

by thlayli February 01, 2003

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003

Pussy Whomping

To fuck a woman. Literally to smack ones balls on her pussy while you deep dick her.

Also used to describe something as fun or worthwhile.

Man that was some good chomping, pussy whomping fun!

He whomped her pussy!

Hey girl, you up for some pussy whomping?

by Thlayli February 20, 2003

thlayli

The most r0x0rest d00d in all of the b0x0rs! I fucking RULE! I r0x0r! I BE 1337!!! PEACE OUTSIDE!

n00b: Thlayli do you r0x0r my b0x0r?
Thlayli: Fucktard!

by Thlayli February 07, 2003

Thlayli

ME!!!!!!!!! THE BIGGEST AND BEST MOTHA FUCKA IN THE WHOLE FUCKING BIZNATCH BEEOTCH WORLD!

This be some smack chomping, pussy whomping fun yo!

You see Thlayli fucking them hos?

No man, Thlayli's a fag

by Thlayli February 20, 2003

ping

The time it takes for a network packet to leave your computer, go to another one, and return. Lower = better. Can also be a source of gloating in network games. Typically measured in milliseconds.

"Dude, your ping is 300. Get the hell off my server before I boot you!"

"Ha ha, lowest ping!"

by thlayli January 13, 2003