Thlayli's definitions

ping

The time it takes for a network packet to leave your computer, go to another one, and return. Lower = better. Can also be a source of gloating in network games. Typically measured in milliseconds.

"Dude, your ping is 300. Get the hell off my server before I boot you!"

"Ha ha, lowest ping!"

by thlayli January 13, 2003

circular breathe

A very difficult musical technique for wind instruments whereby the player keeps pressure through the horn with the cheeks and mouth, and inhales through the nose. This keeps a constant sound.

"Did you know that Kenny G. circular breathed one note for 43 minutes?"

"No, I guess that means he really blows!"

by thlayli January 13, 2003

co2

Refers to the case when gas pressure built up in the rectum expels feces with an unusual amount of force.

Don't go in there for a few minutes, man, I just took a co2.

by thlayli January 12, 2003

Pussy Whomping

To fuck a woman. Literally to smack ones balls on her pussy while you deep dick her.

Also used to describe something as fun or worthwhile.

Man that was some good chomping, pussy whomping fun!

He whomped her pussy!

Hey girl, you up for some pussy whomping?

by Thlayli February 20, 2003

fifty pacer

A person who looks hot from 50 paces, but not from two.

"Sarah's really hot!"

"How close have you gotten? She's a total 50 pacer."

by thlayli January 13, 2003

2 Stupdi Dogs

1 stupdi person

The irony of misspelling stupid is sickening.

by thlayli January 29, 2003

phlogiston

A mytical substance given off by fire during burning. Said to be the cause of rust. Theoretically a flame stops burning in an enclosed area because the air has become "phlogiston saturated".

Primarily a concept held during the middle ages, and associated with alchemaical "research".

by Thlayli February 7, 2003