A young or middle-aged person from India, or of Indian origin, with a potbelly acquired due to a carbohydrate-rich diet, sedentary lifestyle choices, and hereditary medical issues such as Type-2 diabetes.
When these people invade Western nations, mostly because they're now affluent like the Chinese and can afford to travel wherever they want.
Belly stinkers, as the moniker goes, stink up beaches, nightclubs, and other popular tourist spots. Getting into an argument with one will ruin your day. If you're a white person, you shouldn't confront them as you will be outnumbered and outstenched by that foul putrid smell from Indian potbellies
While many Westerners may also have potbellies nowadays thanks to shitty diets from sources like McDonald's , Indian belly stinkers double that stench making them near unsufferable.
When these people invade Western nations, mostly because they're now affluent like the Chinese and can afford to travel wherever they want.
Belly stinkers, as the moniker goes, stink up beaches, nightclubs, and other popular tourist spots. Getting into an argument with one will ruin your day. If you're a white person, you shouldn't confront them as you will be outnumbered and outstenched by that foul putrid smell from Indian potbellies
While many Westerners may also have potbellies nowadays thanks to shitty diets from sources like McDonald's , Indian belly stinkers double that stench making them near unsufferable.
"Let's ask out that hot Indian girl,Indhumati. Nice name!'
"Seriously, bro. Have you seen her clan that has moved into our neighborhood. A whole bunch of belly stinkers with filthy toilet hygiene. I heard that problem is hereditary."
"Can't believe we're in Cote d'Azur, France. Where the fuck did all these belly stinkers come from? When did they get so rich?
"I'm flying London-Heathriw to New York. Should I book British Airways?"
"Nooooo....I wouldn't. That British Airways route is a real death wish if you're white. Always an army full of belly stinkers. You wouldn't survive the flight. Tell you what, just reroute from Barcelona, Spain, or something. Far less belly stinkers there. But it may have changed. You can never be too sure..
"Belly stinkers taking over planet Earth. White people will be their slaves. Curry domination is real."
"Seriously, bro. Have you seen her clan that has moved into our neighborhood. A whole bunch of belly stinkers with filthy toilet hygiene. I heard that problem is hereditary."
"Can't believe we're in Cote d'Azur, France. Where the fuck did all these belly stinkers come from? When did they get so rich?
"I'm flying London-Heathriw to New York. Should I book British Airways?"
"Nooooo....I wouldn't. That British Airways route is a real death wish if you're white. Always an army full of belly stinkers. You wouldn't survive the flight. Tell you what, just reroute from Barcelona, Spain, or something. Far less belly stinkers there. But it may have changed. You can never be too sure..
"Belly stinkers taking over planet Earth. White people will be their slaves. Curry domination is real."
by Third World Sam February 11, 2025
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Their biggest fear is how others will perceive them which constantly keeps them on the edge. That's why all the cooter carriers herd together on Instagram, liking each other's frivolous posts. Because they're too damn scared to live alone. Real men like me never give a fuck what others are thinking about us.
Cooter carriers like to constantly whine, complain, and assail you when they have the numbers to back them up.
If all else fails, they will give you the silent treatment. They started the whole #metoo nonsense framing innocent men for acting on their sexual impulses.
Cooter carriers openly hate us men for being men, but secretly admire our manliness. Why not - manliness is next to Godliness, and so every cooter carrier wants to be just like us. They burn with penis envy. Sorry for you beautiful gals and their unmasculine pals, you're all called pussies for a reason. The Lord created you that way because He is a Man and we real men are the only chosen ones who've been made in His divine image.
Their biggest fear is how others will perceive them which constantly keeps them on the edge. That's why all the cooter carriers herd together on Instagram, liking each other's frivolous posts. Because they're too damn scared to live alone. Real men like me never give a fuck what others are thinking about us.
Cooter carriers like to constantly whine, complain, and assail you when they have the numbers to back them up.
If all else fails, they will give you the silent treatment. They started the whole #metoo nonsense framing innocent men for acting on their sexual impulses.
Cooter carriers openly hate us men for being men, but secretly admire our manliness. Why not - manliness is next to Godliness, and so every cooter carrier wants to be just like us. They burn with penis envy. Sorry for you beautiful gals and their unmasculine pals, you're all called pussies for a reason. The Lord created you that way because He is a Man and we real men are the only chosen ones who've been made in His divine image.
Female Boss, "I told you to get the payment refunded to our client by Friday-end. What happened? He just sent me an angry email threatening to sue our company."
Real Man employee: "Have you seen all the chat messages I left you? I even scanned the 4-page refund letter and converted it to a PDF file. All you had to do was digitally authorize the payment."
Female boss: "Oh,,,,oh. My phone's not working. You should have sent me that in person."
Real Man employee: "I would have if I knew where to find you."
Female boss: "OK...whatever. Be more careful next time."
Real Man employee: "I will. Now get lost you cooter carrier."
Female boss: "What did you just call me?"
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Me: "Wow, that's a hot girl. Damn check the rack on that one. Missionary would be too nice for her. I just want to do her doggy style, put my hands down the front of her cooter, and slowly move my palms to squeeze her tits..."
Bearded Mangina : "Dude, that's not cool. You're doing so much objectifying here. Women are equal to us men in every way. The way you described that person is abominable. You should never demean women but should always esteem and protect them. And 'cooter' - that's such a disrespectful word. What you just did is called sexual harassment. You give the rest of us men a bad name."
Me: "Shut the hell up, you cooter carrier."
Real Man employee: "Have you seen all the chat messages I left you? I even scanned the 4-page refund letter and converted it to a PDF file. All you had to do was digitally authorize the payment."
Female boss: "Oh,,,,oh. My phone's not working. You should have sent me that in person."
Real Man employee: "I would have if I knew where to find you."
Female boss: "OK...whatever. Be more careful next time."
Real Man employee: "I will. Now get lost you cooter carrier."
Female boss: "What did you just call me?"
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Me: "Wow, that's a hot girl. Damn check the rack on that one. Missionary would be too nice for her. I just want to do her doggy style, put my hands down the front of her cooter, and slowly move my palms to squeeze her tits..."
Bearded Mangina : "Dude, that's not cool. You're doing so much objectifying here. Women are equal to us men in every way. The way you described that person is abominable. You should never demean women but should always esteem and protect them. And 'cooter' - that's such a disrespectful word. What you just did is called sexual harassment. You give the rest of us men a bad name."
Me: "Shut the hell up, you cooter carrier."
by Third World Sam March 10, 2023
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I landed in Berlin, and someone stole my wallet. It had my credit cards, phone numbers, and guess what, even the passport. I am truly le fucked.
What a day! I got fired from my job, and my wife left me. And the dog's missing. I am le fucked completely.
What a day! I got fired from my job, and my wife left me. And the dog's missing. I am le fucked completely.
by Third World Sam February 02, 2024
Get the Le fucked mug.The only choice you get in some situations, and you just comply with it as you're too cowardly to stand up for your needs. Named after Anthony LaPusso, the entitled, privileged son-brat of Daniel and Amanda LaRusso. He has been raised with plenty of video games around him. His dad, Daniel, wrote him blank checks every time and gave him a Miyagi-do Karate Gi even though he didn't want to "wax on" and "wax off." His mom, Amanda, and sis, Samantha, drive him everywhere. Anthony doesn't really need to take adult responsibilities as his family would always be looking out for him.
That's why, when there's a tough and unpredictable situation, instead of battling it out, Anthony goes for the LaPusso Alternative and just takes whatever is being offered because he's too scared of antagonizing his parents, who might write him off the family inheritance and any trust funds. He's also scared of the school principal and other authority figures.
In a way, the LaPusso Alternative is actually a good choice when you have too much to lose because of owning responsibilities for your actions. After all, when everything is served to you on a platter, only a fool would choose the harder path in life.
That's why, when there's a tough and unpredictable situation, instead of battling it out, Anthony goes for the LaPusso Alternative and just takes whatever is being offered because he's too scared of antagonizing his parents, who might write him off the family inheritance and any trust funds. He's also scared of the school principal and other authority figures.
In a way, the LaPusso Alternative is actually a good choice when you have too much to lose because of owning responsibilities for your actions. After all, when everything is served to you on a platter, only a fool would choose the harder path in life.
Carjacker: "Give me all your money. kid. And the car!"
Victim: "All right, man. Don't kill me please. Listen you can take the car, and you can keep my wallet. But can you just spare me $10 so I can take the bus home."
Carjacker: "Nopes. you don't get anything. Tell you what? You can walk all the way home. Be thankful I spared your life, and you're not going to wake up in a hospital. "
Victim: "OK man. there's always the LaPusso alternative. Keep my car, and my wallet. I will walk all the way home."
Carjacker: "Fuck off, LaPusso."
Victim: "All right, man. Don't kill me please. Listen you can take the car, and you can keep my wallet. But can you just spare me $10 so I can take the bus home."
Carjacker: "Nopes. you don't get anything. Tell you what? You can walk all the way home. Be thankful I spared your life, and you're not going to wake up in a hospital. "
Victim: "OK man. there's always the LaPusso alternative. Keep my car, and my wallet. I will walk all the way home."
Carjacker: "Fuck off, LaPusso."
by Third World Sam December 10, 2024
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The U.N. is only concerned with taking care of all the negroes and negrrsses at the expense of hardworkjng non-nigger humans. No one cares for the U.N. except African countries, and other niggerfuxated nations such as Haiti.
The U.N. is only concerned with taking care of all the negroes and negrrsses at the expense of hardworkjng non-nigger humans. No one cares for the U.N. except African countries, and other niggerfuxated nations such as Haiti.
1. The United Niggedom is as it again. It wants U.S to pay $100 billion in reparations to all the negroes and negrrsses of Africa, supposedly for slavery. Fuck 'em.
2. I can no longer afford housing in New York City. I wish they cleared that little waterfront property called United Niggerdom. We need more highrise tenement complexes. Enough of suited niggers lecturing me how much money they're owed in reparations.
2. I can no longer afford housing in New York City. I wish they cleared that little waterfront property called United Niggerdom. We need more highrise tenement complexes. Enough of suited niggers lecturing me how much money they're owed in reparations.
by Third World Sam November 30, 2024
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The Euroscum are the reason you choose to book a fairly expensive hotel so that you don't run into them to exchange those awkward hellos and "Wanna smoke?" sessions. Every single one of them is a nicotine addict chuffing smoke with tar deliberately to shorten other people's lives. They like to extensively talk about politics, cheap hostels, ridesharing deals, and anything that involves spending less money because they're such total cheapskates.
The easiest way to ditch a Euroscum is to make them a suggestion that involves spending money: "Hey, looks like we both have nothing much to do. Let's go shopping at the local mall. I need to buy new clothes and you must upgrade those cheap sunglasses. No one likes them here. This isn't Europe, my friend." Or just tell them that you're allergic to smoking. If you're a non-alcoholic, that should work in your favor.
The Euroscum are the reason you choose to book a fairly expensive hotel so that you don't run into them to exchange those awkward hellos and "Wanna smoke?" sessions. Every single one of them is a nicotine addict chuffing smoke with tar deliberately to shorten other people's lives. They like to extensively talk about politics, cheap hostels, ridesharing deals, and anything that involves spending less money because they're such total cheapskates.
The easiest way to ditch a Euroscum is to make them a suggestion that involves spending money: "Hey, looks like we both have nothing much to do. Let's go shopping at the local mall. I need to buy new clothes and you must upgrade those cheap sunglasses. No one likes them here. This isn't Europe, my friend." Or just tell them that you're allergic to smoking. If you're a non-alcoholic, that should work in your favor.
Friend: "Hey, looks like the hotels in Macau are going to be very expensive for those dates. Do you think we should book a dormitory with shared bathroom? That would be a lot cheaper."
Me: "Noooooooo.....we'll be surrounded by those poverty-stricken Euroscum roommates. I'm travelling to the Macau Casinos for good luck, and I don't want those cheapskates ruining any good vibes we'll have. If you can't find a decent hotel in Macau, try looking for a Hyatt or Marriott in Zhuhai, China. Not very far really. We can hire a daily cab."
Friend: "Yea....anything to keep our distance from the Euroscum."
Me: "So where you're from?"
Euroscum: "I don't really know where I belong. I mean I was born in Belgium, but I have a German citizenship, but I currently live in Spain. I mean I used to live in Spain for twenty years till it got too expensive, so I recently shifted to Romania. And isn't it sweet, right now we're all here in Asia. My long-separated parents are from Czech Republic and Sweden. Do you have a cigarette lighter?"
Me: "Oh you're a Euroscum all right. And no, I don't smoke cigarettes.
Me: "Noooooooo.....we'll be surrounded by those poverty-stricken Euroscum roommates. I'm travelling to the Macau Casinos for good luck, and I don't want those cheapskates ruining any good vibes we'll have. If you can't find a decent hotel in Macau, try looking for a Hyatt or Marriott in Zhuhai, China. Not very far really. We can hire a daily cab."
Friend: "Yea....anything to keep our distance from the Euroscum."
Me: "So where you're from?"
Euroscum: "I don't really know where I belong. I mean I was born in Belgium, but I have a German citizenship, but I currently live in Spain. I mean I used to live in Spain for twenty years till it got too expensive, so I recently shifted to Romania. And isn't it sweet, right now we're all here in Asia. My long-separated parents are from Czech Republic and Sweden. Do you have a cigarette lighter?"
Me: "Oh you're a Euroscum all right. And no, I don't smoke cigarettes.
by Third World Sam November 01, 2023
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Friend: "I'm booking the flight tickets for our vacation. Do you want to take a look at this?"
Me: "Sure what you've got?"
Friend: "Expedia says that if we transit through London Heathrow airport, we'll get a $50 discount per ticket. We'd just have a layover for 15 hours, tops. Sounds like a great deal but I'm not very sure. Something doesn't feel right."
Me: "Of course it shouldn't feel right to any right-thinking person. Never underestimate your gut feeling. What we've got here is an option that requires us to spend 15 hours in the United Khaliphate. EACH WAY. You don't want to fly through an airport guarded by Muslim terrorists everywhere. Imagine all those gun toting Jihadis masquerading as police officers. To hell with the $50 discount. Just forget about it. Find an alternate route that goes through Poland, maybe."
The UK was a once proud Christian nation and a major world power that invented the English language, instituted the Magna Carta, brought the Industrial Revolution, advanced scientific progress in every goddamned field, and defeated Nazi Germany in the second world war. The United Khaliphate on the other hand, is a parody and sick joke of a nation. Most of the Khaliphate's indigenous population has emigrated to foreign shores, especially Spain, Greece, Australia, New Zealand, and Canada, and some in Thailand. The current inhabitants of this land look as glum and miserable as you'd find in a Muslim country such as Pakistan, Egypt, or Iraq.
Me: "Sure what you've got?"
Friend: "Expedia says that if we transit through London Heathrow airport, we'll get a $50 discount per ticket. We'd just have a layover for 15 hours, tops. Sounds like a great deal but I'm not very sure. Something doesn't feel right."
Me: "Of course it shouldn't feel right to any right-thinking person. Never underestimate your gut feeling. What we've got here is an option that requires us to spend 15 hours in the United Khaliphate. EACH WAY. You don't want to fly through an airport guarded by Muslim terrorists everywhere. Imagine all those gun toting Jihadis masquerading as police officers. To hell with the $50 discount. Just forget about it. Find an alternate route that goes through Poland, maybe."
The UK was a once proud Christian nation and a major world power that invented the English language, instituted the Magna Carta, brought the Industrial Revolution, advanced scientific progress in every goddamned field, and defeated Nazi Germany in the second world war. The United Khaliphate on the other hand, is a parody and sick joke of a nation. Most of the Khaliphate's indigenous population has emigrated to foreign shores, especially Spain, Greece, Australia, New Zealand, and Canada, and some in Thailand. The current inhabitants of this land look as glum and miserable as you'd find in a Muslim country such as Pakistan, Egypt, or Iraq.
by Third World Sam November 13, 2023
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