The_guy's definitions

Jonny Deep

World famous adult film star. Has starred in such films as: Butt Pirates of the Caribbean, Ed's Wood, 21 Hump Street, Edward Penis Hands, Whos Touching Gilbert's Grapes?, Cockolat, Blow, (Humping) The ASStronaut's Wife, Dick of Time, Finding Neverland: Stories from under the Ball-Sack, and Queer and hoing in Las Vegas.

Damn son, Jonny Deep has the AP!

by the_guy January 19, 2005

boom

best one syllable word in the English Language. Can be used to a) clarify a point 2) show respeck or d) highlight something ultra sweet.

a) Whore-Hay: "What don't you get? You have to scream Punish. Punish. Boom."
2) Kerwin: "Dirty Chicken! Boom!"
d) Nuno: $150 bar tab?!? Boom!

by the_guy May 4, 2006

Ludoing

A gangbang involving two to four women coupling with four men each.

I'm going to the match tonight, hope to get in the changing room afterwords for some ludoing with the home-team.

by The_guy February 23, 2013

Monkey Tits

An insult aimed at someone with less than average IQ, coolness factor, or Bodily Odor (in this case, more than average). Can also be used in place of a forgotten name.

Hey monkey tits, take a shower! You smell like a bag of smashed assholes.

Hey.... uh... Monkey Tits, get me a fucking beer before I hit you with a jizz rocket.

by the_guy January 13, 2005

BM Blowout

A disgusting assplosion of fecal matter (all forms) occuring whilst still wearing pants. 97% of the time the "Blowout" comes without warning; the proverbial brown-tsunami has been known to hit no matter the situation.
Only three people have died from Blowouts in the past 37 years.

intercom at retirement home: "Would Oscar please report to ward 6 with a bucket of bleach and a tire iron, Beatrice had another BM Blowout."

by the_guy January 16, 2005

AP

An abnormally large penis. Derived from the 3-foot long penis of a slave seen in the movie "Amistad"

Naim says he has the AP, but everybody knows that shit ain't true.

by the_guy January 14, 2005

carnie

Carnival workers. Good, hardworking, trustworthy, honest, good-for-nothing, unreliable, foul-smelling vagrants who work at our nation's (USA) carnivals.

Do not let these people into your homes.

The effing carnie sat on the couch and now we have to burn it... and him. Wheres my wallet?

by the_guy January 14, 2005