TheZackmancommeth's definitions

stevereno

If you’re a guy you want to be a Stevereno, if you’re a woman you want to be around one. So sensitive he’ll hold your hair back while you puke, even if it’s in his own car.

I’ve had boyfriends, what I want, what I need is a Stevereno!

by TheZackmancommeth October 7, 2019

hobo-royalty

Hobo-royalty identifies the person at the top of their social group, regardless of the status of that particular group.

That bro might be homeless but he is hobo-royalty to the bone!

by TheZackmancommeth September 25, 2020

slantdancular

It refers to an specific area when you’re not sure if two things are parallel or perpendicular to each other. Sometimes called catty cornered or cattywampas.

The pizza place is across the street and slantdancular to the bike shop.

by TheZackmancommeth April 29, 2019

feltster

A feltster is a person at a poker table who always knows what cards people are holding (usually after they’re revealed). A feltster always tells you why he won and how bad a player you are if you happen to beat him. A poker God.

I must be the luckiest player in the world because where ever I play I’m always seated next to a feltster or three!

by TheZackmancommeth April 8, 2019

nicklebroke

So poor as to not have two nickels to rub together and dependent on close friends to stay relevant with clothing, transportation, etc.

I’ll throw dude some shekels but I ain’t about to adopt me no nicklebroke wannabe third cousin.

by TheZackmancommeth April 7, 2019

zentopia

A state of euphoria that can only be achieved and therefore exist within ones own mind.

The path to zentopia lies within ones mind.

by TheZackmancommeth October 11, 2020

cobwebian

Cobwebian is a form of speech whereby the speaker uses well known phrases as if he were coining them in present day.

A Cobwebian linguistic might say something like “I know you are but what am I?” With a glint in his eye like he just slayed a worthy opponent with his clever jab.

by TheZackmancommeth September 13, 2021