TheToesKnows's definitions

Backseat Girlfriend

The term "backseat girlfriend" typically refers to a relationship dynamic where one partner is not fully prioritized or is treated as secondary, often being kept at a distance while the other partner engages with someone else or focuses on other aspects of their life. This phrase can imply that the person in the "backseat" role is not actively involved in decision-making or significant events in their partner's life, akin to a passenger rather than a co-pilot.

Cid: "The killer used a different type of playing card to describe each of its victims.'
Alexia: "Ha Ha. You're still the same useless little pooch (Cid). Aren't you?"
Cid: "Miss Alexia, what's with the sudden backseat girlfriend behavior?"

by TheToesKnows December 3, 2024

Found Religion

A person has suddenly become passionate or committed to something as if it were a religion.

"Dave used to waste money, but after having kids, he found religion about saving for the future."

by TheToesKnows August 12, 2025

Big Loud Fuck

Another expression for a blowhard but with a more expletive charged and greater emotional impact.

Friend 1: What is your opinion of this politician.

Friend 2: He/She always appeals to his/her constituents biggest irrational fears and hatreds. He/She is nothing but a big loud fuck.

by TheToesKnows February 20, 2024

Putazo

A seriour, serious punch (One Punch Man).

That Chuy thought he was hot shit, but the homey got one big putazo from Beto.

by TheToesKnows July 28, 2024

Cumasewer

Someone who is so addicted to rape, humiliation, cuckolding type of porn, that he can grade sex videos on the amount of content of these three as though he was rating chef prepared dishes or expensive fine wines.

Jimmy: " Bro! I can't believe you're into this kind of shitty porn"
Al: "That's because you're not a cumasewer like me"

by TheToesKnows May 20, 2025

cuckoo for cocoa puffs

When a person gets triggered by something into losing all self control and exhibits irrational behavior in front of others.

Stacey saw Kiley give Austin a smooch and went cuckoo for cocoa puffs.

by TheToesKnows September 30, 2023

George Hamilton

The messiah of tanning sunworshippers. His name is often spoken in reverence and used in prayers by gnarly surfin dudes prior to hittin the waves.

Bill: Fuck! My tan is peeling. I look like fuckin' snake.
Ted: Didn't I tell you shithead to leave an offering for our righteous lord George Hamilton?

by TheToesKnows May 15, 2025