Wilshere

To do something blatantly obviously wrong or bad and still get away with nothing or a simple warning.

Orgins: Named after Jack Wilshere who plays for Arsenal and is a general badass. He is incredible at doing red card offences and getting away with it.

Person 1:Did you hear that kid got caught cheating? He is going to be expelled.

Person 2: Nah, the kid is a real Wilshere, he just got yelled at then had to repeat the test.

by Duke of Leeds June 4, 2011

jack wilshere

jack wilshere is perhaps one of the best British footballers at the moment. Very injury prone but a class player. Often referred to as the savoir of english football.

A: jack wilshere had an amazing game

B: duh, thats why he's the savoir of english football.

by asdfghjklyes November 10, 2013

WILSHIRED

WHEN YOU AND A GIRL LIKE EACH OTHER AND YOU KNOW IT IN HER VIBE AND HOW SHE RANDOMLY STARES AT YOU IN A ROOM OF PEOPLE. BUT SHE PICKS HER BOYFRIEND INSTEAD OF BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU. DERIVED FROM TYLER THE CREATOR’S SONG “WILSHIRE” WHERE HE EXPRIENCES THE SAME BS.

dude, Jay and Anna were about to be a couple, but he got WILSHIRED and Anna chose her boyfriend over him.

by BLUEJAY264 June 29, 2022

Brett Wilshire

A very huge kid with small hands, he's full of rage and hates anyone that's of another race, even though he is of mixed races. He pretends to do P-90X and instead hops himself up on steroids. He usually takes twenty minute poops and doesn't really understand why he should wipe thoroughly. He doesn't believe in a God, but does believe in a God when he's in a sticky situation. He's been known to rape kittens and cuddle with them afterwards. One time in the mid-west, he mated with horses to try and create Minotaurs. He's the best friend you deny when others ask if you know him.

Man: "Hey, did you see that freak over there? He's such a Brett Wilshire."
Man 2: "Let's kick his ass!"

by Jackson Pallock March 5, 2011

Wilsher

The person that, when hosting a party, Tries to get everyone to do the same thing, usually by suggest games they can turn in to Strip Games later- also known as 'Wilshing' or 'To Wilsh'.

The worse version of a Risinger

Mate, Don't go to Fonzie's party, He's a Wilsher!

Lucy, If you go to Joe's party, be sure to wear extra layers- He'll Wilsh it and you'll be three rounds in to Strip Mario Kart before you can blink.

by S.Worthwords January 21, 2018

Wilshire

An intelligent, well-mannered black person.

That black guy is whiter then anyone here, what a wilshire.

by Obamafan84 October 15, 2009

Wilshire

A performance of a cheap shot while playing the game of Halo.

1. Quit camping out with your sniper rifle you Wilshire...
2. Stop Wilshiring everyone behind the back with your sword...
3. Did you see that kill, he totally Wilshired that idiot...

by TLB11 April 3, 2009