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Wilshere 

To do something blatantly obviously wrong or bad and still get away with nothing or a simple warning.

Orgins: Named after Jack Wilshere who plays for Arsenal and is a general badass. He is incredible at doing red card offences and getting away with it.
Person 1:Did you hear that kid got caught cheating? He is going to be expelled.

Person 2: Nah, the kid is a real Wilshere, he just got yelled at then had to repeat the test.
Wilshere by Duke of Leeds June 4, 2011
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jack wilshere 

jack wilshere is perhaps one of the best British footballers at the moment. Very injury prone but a class player. Often referred to as the savoir of english football.
A: jack wilshere had an amazing game

B: duh, thats why he's the savoir of english football.
jack wilshere by asdfghjklyes November 10, 2013
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WILSHIRED 

WHEN YOU AND A GIRL LIKE EACH OTHER AND YOU KNOW IT IN HER VIBE AND HOW SHE RANDOMLY STARES AT YOU IN A ROOM OF PEOPLE. BUT SHE PICKS HER BOYFRIEND INSTEAD OF BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU. DERIVED FROM TYLER THE CREATOR’S SONG “WILSHIRE” WHERE HE EXPRIENCES THE SAME BS.
dude, Jay and Anna were about to be a couple, but he got WILSHIRED and Anna chose her boyfriend over him.
WILSHIRED by BLUEJAY264 June 29, 2022

Brett Wilshire

A very huge kid with small hands, he's full of rage and hates anyone that's of another race, even though he is of mixed races. He pretends to do P-90X and instead hops himself up on steroids. He usually takes twenty minute poops and doesn't really understand why he should wipe thoroughly. He doesn't believe in a God, but does believe in a God when he's in a sticky situation. He's been known to rape kittens and cuddle with them afterwards. One time in the mid-west, he mated with horses to try and create Minotaurs. He's the best friend you deny when others ask if you know him.
Man: "Hey, did you see that freak over there? He's such a Brett Wilshire."
Man 2: "Let's kick his ass!"
The person that, when hosting a party, Tries to get everyone to do the same thing, usually by suggest games they can turn in to Strip Games later- also known as 'Wilshing' or 'To Wilsh'.

The worse version of a Risinger
Mate, Don't go to Fonzie's party, He's a Wilsher!

Lucy, If you go to Joe's party, be sure to wear extra layers- He'll Wilsh it and you'll be three rounds in to Strip Mario Kart before you can blink.
Wilsher by S.Worthwords January 21, 2018

Wilshire 

That black guy is whiter then anyone here, what a wilshire.
Wilshire by Obamafan84 October 15, 2009

Wilshire 

A performance of a cheap shot while playing the game of Halo.
1. Quit camping out with your sniper rifle you Wilshire...
2. Stop Wilshiring everyone behind the back with your sword...
3. Did you see that kill, he totally Wilshired that idiot...
Wilshire by TLB11 April 3, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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