by TheRealMinecrafter April 25, 2020
by TheRealMinecrafter April 24, 2021
Have you been to Niggeria?
by TheRealMinecrafter July 21, 2022
Sven is a character in PewDiePie’s Minecraft The Series, the second main character and is his pet Tamed Wolf. In Episode 6 he was found and brought back by Felix to go home to Broland, a Swedish kingdom in the world’s most popular game, Minecraft: Java Edition. His collar was dyed blue. He goes on adventures with him and Felix said “if Sven dies, the series dies”. In the new Nether Update, he hasn’t taken him on adventures due to the risk of dying and he may explore deadly areas of the so-called ‘Obsidian Dimension’.
Jacksepticeye: “Sorry I forget his name, what is it?”
PewDiePie: “Duh, it’s Sven, child nene voice Sean!”
Jacksepticeye: “child nene voice Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg!”
PewDiePie: “Sean McLouglin never say my name, uh, Irishman, no offence, O.M.G!”
PewDiePie: “Duh, it’s Sven, child nene voice Sean!”
Jacksepticeye: “child nene voice Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg!”
PewDiePie: “Sean McLouglin never say my name, uh, Irishman, no offence, O.M.G!”
by TheRealMinecrafter April 25, 2020
Sven is a character in PewDiePie’s Minecraft The Series, the second main character and is his pet Tamed Wolf. In Episode 6 he was found and brought back by Felix to go home to Broland, a Swedish kingdom in the world’s most popular game, Minecraft: Java Edition. He goes on adventures with him and Felix said “if Sven dies, the series dies”. In the new Nether Update, he hasn’t taken him on adventures due to the risk of dying and he may explore deadly areas of the so-called ‘Obsidian Dimension’.
Jacksepticeye: “Sorry I forget his name, what is it?”
PewDiePie: “Duh, it’s Sven, child nene voice Sean!”
Jacksepticeye: “child nene voice Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg!”
PewDiePie: “Sean McLouglin never say my name, uh, Irishman, no offence, O.M.G!”
PewDiePie: “Duh, it’s Sven, child nene voice Sean!”
Jacksepticeye: “child nene voice Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg!”
PewDiePie: “Sean McLouglin never say my name, uh, Irishman, no offence, O.M.G!”
by TheRealMinecrafter April 25, 2020
1st person: “! Eh, Jacques Cousteau, the Frenchy. Yeah I know him, he actually made scuba!”
2nd person: “E.R.B made a rap of him versing Steve Irwin, Steve won.”
1st person: “We Frenchies believe Jacques won and boiled him like frog legs, scampi, horse meat and escargot in a stew mister, I’ll serve you bitch lasagne, m**k!”
3rd person: “I hate m**ks, Irish motherf**kers have Jacksepticeye in Dublin, I agree with him!”
2nd person: “Shut the f**k up you Indian c**t!”
2nd person: “E.R.B made a rap of him versing Steve Irwin, Steve won.”
1st person: “We Frenchies believe Jacques won and boiled him like frog legs, scampi, horse meat and escargot in a stew mister, I’ll serve you bitch lasagne, m**k!”
3rd person: “I hate m**ks, Irish motherf**kers have Jacksepticeye in Dublin, I agree with him!”
2nd person: “Shut the f**k up you Indian c**t!”
by TheRealMinecrafter January 10, 2020
A fing dat we pirates speak ‘n’ we feed ye to the crocs ‘n’ find me a seagrass plain while we’re stranded on a ship lookin’ for treasure buried on the sand ‘n’ ya yeet we be talkin’ to our parrots, makin’ sushi ‘n’ bein’ a water rat, me hearteys. Me heart so small ‘cause I a pirate! Ma, ha, ha. Ye shark, yer easy I’ll batter ye! Sail away with our scurvy mateys and arrgh I’ll be a sea monkey’s uncle when I say ‘r’ is our second favourite letter but ‘c’ is first because we always be near the sea. Her beauty awaits stealin’ oil tankers and findin’ golden doubloons in chests ‘n’ fishin’ for new boots and no education arrgh
Redneck: “Oy ol’ mate ‘er says do pirate speak!”
City dude: “Yeah!”
both chanting pirate speak
Pirate: “No way Jose! Okay, A fing dat we pirates speak ‘n’ we feed ye to the crocs ‘n’ find me a seagrass plain while we’re stranded on a ship lookin’ for treasure buried on the sand ‘n’ ya yeet we be talkin’ to our parrots, makin’ sushi ‘n’ bein’ a water rat, me hearteys. Me heart so small ‘cause I a pirate! Ma, ha, ha. Ye shark, yer easy I’ll batter ye! Sail away with our scurvy mateys and arrgh I’ll be a sea monkey’s uncle when I say ‘r’ is our second favourite letter but ‘c’ is first because we always be near the sea. Her beauty awaits stealin’ oil tankers and findin’ golden doubloons in chests ‘n’ fishin’ for new boots and no education arrgh!”
All: “Pirate speak 🏴 ☠️ is real!”
City dude: “Yeah!”
both chanting pirate speak
Pirate: “No way Jose! Okay, A fing dat we pirates speak ‘n’ we feed ye to the crocs ‘n’ find me a seagrass plain while we’re stranded on a ship lookin’ for treasure buried on the sand ‘n’ ya yeet we be talkin’ to our parrots, makin’ sushi ‘n’ bein’ a water rat, me hearteys. Me heart so small ‘cause I a pirate! Ma, ha, ha. Ye shark, yer easy I’ll batter ye! Sail away with our scurvy mateys and arrgh I’ll be a sea monkey’s uncle when I say ‘r’ is our second favourite letter but ‘c’ is first because we always be near the sea. Her beauty awaits stealin’ oil tankers and findin’ golden doubloons in chests ‘n’ fishin’ for new boots and no education arrgh!”
All: “Pirate speak 🏴 ☠️ is real!”
by TheRealMinecrafter April 02, 2020