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Bitchblower

Guy 1: “Bitchblower don’t need no f**king balls!”
Guy 2: “Eh, you a s**tty c**t!”
Guy 3 (the b***hblower): “Language!”
Guy 1/2: F**K OFF, GERALD!
by TheRealMinecrafter December 29, 2019
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Pirate Speak 🏴 ☠️

A fing dat we pirates speak ‘n’ we feed ye to the crocs ‘n’ find me a seagrass plain while we’re stranded on a ship lookin’ for treasure buried on the sand ‘n’ ya yeet we be talkin’ to our parrots, makin’ sushi ‘n’ bein’ a water rat, me hearteys. Me heart so small ‘cause I a pirate! Ma, ha, ha. Ye shark, yer easy I’ll batter ye! Sail away with our scurvy mateys and arrgh I’ll be a sea monkey’s uncle when I say ‘r’ is our second favourite letter but ‘c’ is first because we always be near the sea. Her beauty awaits stealin’ oil tankers and findin’ golden doubloons in chests ‘n’ fishin’ for new boots and no education arrgh
Redneck: “Oy ol’ mate ‘er says do pirate speak!”
City dude: “Yeah!”
both chanting pirate speak
Pirate: “No way Jose! Okay, A fing dat we pirates speak ‘n’ we feed ye to the crocs ‘n’ find me a seagrass plain while we’re stranded on a ship lookin’ for treasure buried on the sand ‘n’ ya yeet we be talkin’ to our parrots, makin’ sushi ‘n’ bein’ a water rat, me hearteys. Me heart so small ‘cause I a pirate! Ma, ha, ha. Ye shark, yer easy I’ll batter ye! Sail away with our scurvy mateys and arrgh I’ll be a sea monkey’s uncle when I say ‘r’ is our second favourite letter but ‘c’ is first because we always be near the sea. Her beauty awaits stealin’ oil tankers and findin’ golden doubloons in chests ‘n’ fishin’ for new boots and no education arrgh!”
All: “Pirate speak 🏴 ☠️ is real!”
by TheRealMinecrafter April 1, 2020
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Bluntarse

You bluntarsed man just ate dog poo!
by TheRealMinecrafter November 27, 2019
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Niggeria

A country in Africa near Nigger 🇳🇪 (the flag of Niggeria looks like this 🇳🇬).
Have you been to Niggeria?
by TheRealMinecrafter July 21, 2022
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Why’s it called dragon?

Because dragon deez nuts!
Your balls are being taken. Why’s it called dragon?
by TheRealMinecrafter November 27, 2020
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Sven

Sven is a character in PewDiePie’s Minecraft The Series, the second main character and is his pet Tamed Wolf. In Episode 6 he was found and brought back by Felix to go home to Broland, a Swedish kingdom in the world’s most popular game, Minecraft: Java Edition. He goes on adventures with him and Felix said “if Sven dies, the series dies”. In the new Nether Update, he hasn’t taken him on adventures due to the risk of dying and he may explore deadly areas of the so-called ‘Obsidian Dimension’.
Jacksepticeye: “Sorry I forget his name, what is it?”
PewDiePie: “Duh, it’s Sven, child nene voice Sean!”
Jacksepticeye: “child nene voice Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg!”
PewDiePie: “Sean McLouglin never say my name, uh, Irishman, no offence, O.M.G!”
by TheRealMinecrafter April 25, 2020
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Numnut

An idiot, primarily used in Australia and New Zealand, slang for the Australian marsupial, the numbat
by TheRealMinecrafter November 27, 2019
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