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Sven

Sven is a character in PewDiePie’s Minecraft The Series, the second main character and is his pet Tamed Wolf. In Episode 6 he was found and brought back by Felix to go home to Broland, a Swedish kingdom in the world’s most popular game, Minecraft: Java Edition. His collar was dyed blue. He goes on adventures with him and Felix said “if Sven dies, the series dies”. In the new Nether Update, he hasn’t taken him on adventures due to the risk of dying and he may explore deadly areas of the so-called ‘Obsidian Dimension’.
Jacksepticeye: “Sorry I forget his name, what is it?”
PewDiePie: “Duh, it’s Sven, child nene voice Sean!”
Jacksepticeye: “child nene voice Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg!”
PewDiePie: “Sean McLouglin never say my name, uh, Irishman, no offence, O.M.G!”
by TheRealMinecrafter April 25, 2020
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The Coconut Song

A song about all the private parts of a human’s anatomy, so it goes;
Coconut, coconut (breasts)
Big banana (penis)
2 marshmallows (testicles),
One sultana (anus/buttocks)
And a big lasagne (vagina)
The song playing at the store was The Coconut Song.
by TheRealMinecrafter December 19, 2019
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Aussie chink

Vulgar and racial. An Australian Chinese person. Australia has so many Chinese people that they need a slang term to spread hate. However, why should we discriminate them? Australia is so multicultural! Why racism and slurs about them?
P1: “Aussie chink!”
P2: “Frick you you arsenigga!”
by TheRealMinecrafter January 3, 2020
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Peppa Pig

A dumbass bint that just goes “I’m Peppa Pig, oink” and has a brother named George, not with pig on the end, just George, that can only say dinosaur and is a crybaby. I hate this show it is crap!
Big kid: “Oh look, that child still watches Peppa Pig. Boo!”
Little kid: “well you don’t eat everything with a fork, I do because Peppa does!”
Big kid: “Listen you lameass loser, you don’t eat everything with a fork you mongrel! Peppa is an asshole!”
Other big kid: “Hey, my little brother and sister are afraid because they saw Momo on there! Ha, ha! Scaredy-cats!”
Big kid: “Good one!”
by TheRealMinecrafter December 21, 2019
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Sven the dog

SVEN IS SO EPIC! Sven is the best Minecraft dog! Everyone say SVEN THE DOG IS EPIC!
by TheRealMinecrafter April 24, 2021
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Creeper

A Mob in the 2009 Swedish sandbox game Minecraft that explodes. You’ve probably seen memes or heard songs about these before. It hunts you down and has some songs about it, such as Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom (Creeper Rap) by Dan Bull and Revenge (Creeper Aww Man) by CaptainSparklez and Tryhardninja. They are commonly associated with Minecraft, popular culture and gaming in general.
Creeper, aww man
So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side,
Side, side to side
This task a grueling one,
Hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound,
Turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes,
Eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done,
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
Just when you think you're safe,
Overhear some hissing from right behind,
Right, right behind
That's a nice life you have,
Shame it's gotta end at this time, time, time,
Time, time, time, time
Blows up, then your health bar drops,
You could use a 1-up, get inside don't be tardy,
So now you're stuck in there,
Half a heart is left but don't die, die, die
Die, die, die, die
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done,
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again
See the full song on Genius
by TheRealMinecrafter October 1, 2020
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Kiwifucker

P1: “Hey you kiwifucker”
P2: “Speak for yourself, Aussie c***k!”
P3: “Fiji, bru”
by TheRealMinecrafter January 3, 2020
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