Definitions by TheRealMinecrafter
Why’s it called dragon?
Because dragon deez nuts!
Why’s it called dragon? by TheRealMinecrafter November 27, 2020
Creeper
A Mob in the 2009 Swedish sandbox game Minecraft that explodes. You’ve probably seen memes or heard songs about these before. It hunts you down and has some songs about it, such as Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom (Creeper Rap) by Dan Bull and Revenge (Creeper Aww Man) by CaptainSparklez and Tryhardninja. They are commonly associated with Minecraft, popular culture and gaming in general.
Creeper, aww man
So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side,
Side, side to side
This task a grueling one,
Hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound,
Turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes,
Eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done,
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
Just when you think you're safe,
Overhear some hissing from right behind,
Right, right behind
That's a nice life you have,
Shame it's gotta end at this time, time, time,
Time, time, time, time
Blows up, then your health bar drops,
You could use a 1-up, get inside don't be tardy,
So now you're stuck in there,
Half a heart is left but don't die, die, die
Die, die, die, die
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done,
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again
See the full song on Genius
So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side,
Side, side to side
This task a grueling one,
Hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound,
Turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes,
Eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done,
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
Just when you think you're safe,
Overhear some hissing from right behind,
Right, right behind
That's a nice life you have,
Shame it's gotta end at this time, time, time,
Time, time, time, time
Blows up, then your health bar drops,
You could use a 1-up, get inside don't be tardy,
So now you're stuck in there,
Half a heart is left but don't die, die, die
Die, die, die, die
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done,
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again
See the full song on Genius
Creeper by TheRealMinecrafter October 1, 2020
No-reo
No-reo by TheRealMinecrafter April 25, 2020
Sven
Sven is a character in PewDiePie’s Minecraft The Series, the second main character and is his pet Tamed Wolf. In Episode 6 he was found and brought back by Felix to go home to Broland, a Swedish kingdom in the world’s most popular game, Minecraft: Java Edition. He goes on adventures with him and Felix said “if Sven dies, the series dies”. In the new Nether Update, he hasn’t taken him on adventures due to the risk of dying and he may explore deadly areas of the so-called ‘Obsidian Dimension’.
Jacksepticeye: “Sorry I forget his name, what is it?”
PewDiePie: “Duh, it’s Sven, child nene voice Sean!”
Jacksepticeye: “child nene voice Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg!”
PewDiePie: “Sean McLouglin never say my name, uh, Irishman, no offence, O.M.G!”
PewDiePie: “Duh, it’s Sven, child nene voice Sean!”
Jacksepticeye: “child nene voice Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg!”
PewDiePie: “Sean McLouglin never say my name, uh, Irishman, no offence, O.M.G!”
Sven by TheRealMinecrafter April 25, 2020
Sven
Sven is a character in PewDiePie’s Minecraft The Series, the second main character and is his pet Tamed Wolf. In Episode 6 he was found and brought back by Felix to go home to Broland, a Swedish kingdom in the world’s most popular game, Minecraft: Java Edition. His collar was dyed blue. He goes on adventures with him and Felix said “if Sven dies, the series dies”. In the new Nether Update, he hasn’t taken him on adventures due to the risk of dying and he may explore deadly areas of the so-called ‘Obsidian Dimension’.
Jacksepticeye: “Sorry I forget his name, what is it?”
PewDiePie: “Duh, it’s Sven, child nene voice Sean!”
Jacksepticeye: “child nene voice Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg!”
PewDiePie: “Sean McLouglin never say my name, uh, Irishman, no offence, O.M.G!”
PewDiePie: “Duh, it’s Sven, child nene voice Sean!”
Jacksepticeye: “child nene voice Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg!”
PewDiePie: “Sean McLouglin never say my name, uh, Irishman, no offence, O.M.G!”
Sven by TheRealMinecrafter April 25, 2020
Pirate Speak 🏴 ☠️
A fing dat we pirates speak ‘n’ we feed ye to the crocs ‘n’ find me a seagrass plain while we’re stranded on a ship lookin’ for treasure buried on the sand ‘n’ ya yeet we be talkin’ to our parrots, makin’ sushi ‘n’ bein’ a water rat, me hearteys. Me heart so small ‘cause I a pirate! Ma, ha, ha. Ye shark, yer easy I’ll batter ye! Sail away with our scurvy mateys and arrgh I’ll be a sea monkey’s uncle when I say ‘r’ is our second favourite letter but ‘c’ is first because we always be near the sea. Her beauty awaits stealin’ oil tankers and findin’ golden doubloons in chests ‘n’ fishin’ for new boots and no education arrgh
Redneck: “Oy ol’ mate ‘er says do pirate speak!”
City dude: “Yeah!”
both chanting pirate speak
Pirate: “No way Jose! Okay, A fing dat we pirates speak ‘n’ we feed ye to the crocs ‘n’ find me a seagrass plain while we’re stranded on a ship lookin’ for treasure buried on the sand ‘n’ ya yeet we be talkin’ to our parrots, makin’ sushi ‘n’ bein’ a water rat, me hearteys. Me heart so small ‘cause I a pirate! Ma, ha, ha. Ye shark, yer easy I’ll batter ye! Sail away with our scurvy mateys and arrgh I’ll be a sea monkey’s uncle when I say ‘r’ is our second favourite letter but ‘c’ is first because we always be near the sea. Her beauty awaits stealin’ oil tankers and findin’ golden doubloons in chests ‘n’ fishin’ for new boots and no education arrgh!”
All: “Pirate speak 🏴 ☠️ is real!”
City dude: “Yeah!”
both chanting pirate speak
Pirate: “No way Jose! Okay, A fing dat we pirates speak ‘n’ we feed ye to the crocs ‘n’ find me a seagrass plain while we’re stranded on a ship lookin’ for treasure buried on the sand ‘n’ ya yeet we be talkin’ to our parrots, makin’ sushi ‘n’ bein’ a water rat, me hearteys. Me heart so small ‘cause I a pirate! Ma, ha, ha. Ye shark, yer easy I’ll batter ye! Sail away with our scurvy mateys and arrgh I’ll be a sea monkey’s uncle when I say ‘r’ is our second favourite letter but ‘c’ is first because we always be near the sea. Her beauty awaits stealin’ oil tankers and findin’ golden doubloons in chests ‘n’ fishin’ for new boots and no education arrgh!”
All: “Pirate speak 🏴 ☠️ is real!”
Pirate Speak 🏴 ☠️ by TheRealMinecrafter April 1, 2020
Frenchy
1st person: “! Eh, Jacques Cousteau, the Frenchy. Yeah I know him, he actually made scuba!”
2nd person: “E.R.B made a rap of him versing Steve Irwin, Steve won.”
1st person: “We Frenchies believe Jacques won and boiled him like frog legs, scampi, horse meat and escargot in a stew mister, I’ll serve you bitch lasagne, m**k!”
3rd person: “I hate m**ks, Irish motherf**kers have Jacksepticeye in Dublin, I agree with him!”
2nd person: “Shut the f**k up you Indian c**t!”
2nd person: “E.R.B made a rap of him versing Steve Irwin, Steve won.”
1st person: “We Frenchies believe Jacques won and boiled him like frog legs, scampi, horse meat and escargot in a stew mister, I’ll serve you bitch lasagne, m**k!”
3rd person: “I hate m**ks, Irish motherf**kers have Jacksepticeye in Dublin, I agree with him!”
2nd person: “Shut the f**k up you Indian c**t!”
Frenchy by TheRealMinecrafter January 10, 2020