Creeper

A Mob in the 2009 Swedish sandbox game Minecraft that explodes. You’ve probably seen memes or heard songs about these before. It hunts you down and has some songs about it, such as Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom (Creeper Rap) by Dan Bull and Revenge (Creeper Aww Man) by CaptainSparklez and Tryhardninja. They are commonly associated with Minecraft, popular culture and gaming in general.
Creeper, aww man
So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side,
Side, side to side
This task a grueling one,
Hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound,
Turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes,
Eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done,
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
Just when you think you're safe,
Overhear some hissing from right behind,
Right, right behind
That's a nice life you have,
Shame it's gotta end at this time, time, time,
Time, time, time, time
Blows up, then your health bar drops,
You could use a 1-up, get inside don't be tardy,
So now you're stuck in there,
Half a heart is left but don't die, die, die
Die, die, die, die
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done,
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again
See the full song on Genius
by TheRealMinecrafter October 01, 2020
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Pirate Speak 🏴 ☠️

A fing dat we pirates speak ‘n’ we feed ye to the crocs ‘n’ find me a seagrass plain while we’re stranded on a ship lookin’ for treasure buried on the sand ‘n’ ya yeet we be talkin’ to our parrots, makin’ sushi ‘n’ bein’ a water rat, me hearteys. Me heart so small ‘cause I a pirate! Ma, ha, ha. Ye shark, yer easy I’ll batter ye! Sail away with our scurvy mateys and arrgh I’ll be a sea monkey’s uncle when I say ‘r’ is our second favourite letter but ‘c’ is first because we always be near the sea. Her beauty awaits stealin’ oil tankers and findin’ golden doubloons in chests ‘n’ fishin’ for new boots and no education arrgh
Redneck: “Oy ol’ mate ‘er says do pirate speak!”
City dude: “Yeah!”
both chanting pirate speak
Pirate: “No way Jose! Okay, A fing dat we pirates speak ‘n’ we feed ye to the crocs ‘n’ find me a seagrass plain while we’re stranded on a ship lookin’ for treasure buried on the sand ‘n’ ya yeet we be talkin’ to our parrots, makin’ sushi ‘n’ bein’ a water rat, me hearteys. Me heart so small ‘cause I a pirate! Ma, ha, ha. Ye shark, yer easy I’ll batter ye! Sail away with our scurvy mateys and arrgh I’ll be a sea monkey’s uncle when I say ‘r’ is our second favourite letter but ‘c’ is first because we always be near the sea. Her beauty awaits stealin’ oil tankers and findin’ golden doubloons in chests ‘n’ fishin’ for new boots and no education arrgh!”
All: “Pirate speak 🏴 ☠️ is real!”
by TheRealMinecrafter April 01, 2020
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Bitchblower

Guy 1: “Bitchblower don’t need no f**king balls!”
Guy 2: “Eh, you a s**tty c**t!”
Guy 3 (the b***hblower): “Language!”
Guy 1/2: F**K OFF, GERALD!
by TheRealMinecrafter December 29, 2019
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The Coconut Song

A song about all the private parts of a human’s anatomy, so it goes;
Coconut, coconut (breasts)
Big banana (penis)
2 marshmallows (testicles),
One sultana (anus/buttocks)
And a big lasagne (vagina)
The song playing at the store was The Coconut Song.
by TheRealMinecrafter December 19, 2019
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No-reo

A fake OREO Cookie that is shown on Fuller House when they talk about the ‘99c Store’.
Person #1: “I have OREOS!”
Person #2: “They are No-reos f**k you!”
by TheRealMinecrafter April 25, 2020
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Why’s it called dragon?

Because dragon deez nuts!
Your balls are being taken. Why’s it called dragon?
by TheRealMinecrafter November 27, 2020
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huia

1. An extinct New Zealand bird.
2. A sexual moan that primary school kids in Australia and New Zealand yell. They will say “CAN SOMEBODY GIVE ME A HOIIIIIIA!” and then the kids repeat. The kids don’t know what it means (the older ones do).
Can somebody give me a huia?!
by TheRealMinecrafter April 24, 2021
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