Māori swear words

Swear words in Māori. They aren’t usually the same as the English ones. They include:
* upokokohua - boiled head
* kai hamuti/kai roke - eat shit
* tō raho - your balls (used similar to 'dickhead')
* tō teke - your vagina (used similar to 'cunt')
* koe kurī - you dog
* ngote raho - sucking balls
* pokotiwha - bastard

White guy: Do you know any Māori swear words? In particular, what’s fuck in Māori?
Māori: There is no word for fuck in Māori.
White guy: Āhahā! (Damn!) not a swear word

by TheRealMinecrafter April 24, 2021

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Bitchblower

A total wanker.

Guy 1: “Bitchblower don’t need no f**king balls!”
Guy 2: “Eh, you a s**tty c**t!”
Guy 3 (the b***hblower): “Language!”
Guy 1/2: F**K OFF, GERALD!

by TheRealMinecrafter December 29, 2019

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are you high?

Are you high on drugs

Are you high? Seriously, are you high and drunk enough? Bastard.

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Why’s it called dragon?

Because dragon deez nuts!

Your balls are being taken. Why’s it called dragon?

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huia

1. An extinct New Zealand bird.
2. A sexual moan that primary school kids in Australia and New Zealand yell. They will say “CAN SOMEBODY GIVE ME A HOIIIIIIA!” and then the kids repeat. The kids don’t know what it means (the older ones do).

Can somebody give me a huia?!

by TheRealMinecrafter April 24, 2021

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