Definitions by ThePrez/ident

mug

Adjective/Noun
A cup with a handle usually used to drink hot beverages

or
a term used instead of steal

Me: I got mugged...
Police: What did they take?
Me: They stole my mug

mug by ThePrez/ident April 15, 2021

Loser

A person who has loss and is usually made fun of from the winners

Loses baseball game*
Me: o man
Opponent: Heh Loser
Me: (sadge)

Loser by ThePrez/ident April 15, 2021

Tick 

A Brawler in Brawl Stars that throws 3 bombs formed in a triangle shape
Easily countered by a mortis or fast Brawlers
Severely annoying and a Brawler everyone hates
Usually called tick because it ticks people off

*loading in showdown game*
Me: NOOO a tick
Tick: Spams attacks which makes me unmovable
Me: Smile and Wave, just Smile and Wave

Tick by ThePrez/ident April 15, 2021

Mortis 

A Brawl Stars Brawler used to defeat throwers and other brawlers with long reload time
May also be used to troll in Boss fight and other Events

*playing game*
Me: OMG I got a MORTIS are you kidding me
the mortis:

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Mortis by ThePrez/ident April 15, 2021

Terry Crews 

The cool uncle everyone wishes they had
Also likes porn

Me: Did you see Terry Crews on Tv today?
Friend 1: Who's that?
Me: The cool uncle every wishes they had

Friend 1: Nic-
Me: -he also likes porn
Friend 1: ok.

Terry Crews by ThePrez/ident April 15, 2021

habitual wanker 

A man or women addicted to master-baiting
Making it a habit

Terry Crews: I watch porn a lot
Jimmy Kimmel: Do you master-bait?
Terry Crews: Man, really?
Jimmy Kimmel: yes, yes really
Terry Crews: Im a Habitual Wanker

Jimmy Kimmel: 0-0
Terry Crews: 0-0

habitual wanker by ThePrez/ident April 15, 2021