Love

A blind man's excuse for choosing an ugly woman.

Blind Man: Love is blind.
Me: Exactly!

by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 4, 2017

xLinus

An edgy emoji spammer who got rejected on Valentine's Day.

xLinus: I got rejected on valentines day T_T
Rest OT'ers: Can't get rejected if you don't ask her out.

by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 4, 2017

Urban Dicktionary

What Urban Dictionary has become now.

Edgy teen: omegawd! i dont know deez word lemme look it up on Urban Dicktionary.
Edgy lexicographer: *puts troll face as you insult english words with stupid definitions*

by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 4, 2017

Tearjerker

When you cry while masturbating.

That drama was a real tearjerker; I couldn't stop myself from crying into my balls.

by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 4, 2017

Cunt

The smelliest hole in the world where all males like to go.

Edgy girl: Mah Cunt's so smelly
Edgy Boy: want me to clean it?

by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 4, 2017

Dictionary

Offline Google for words. Extremely popular during XXXX B.C.till 1990s.

Declined in usage after the advent of internet.
Also said to be a rip-off of Wikipedia.

1950s guy: idk what this word means. Wait, lemme search it up on the dictionary.

Some edgy french general: Dictionaries with the word 'impossible' have been scientifically proven to be imbecilic. Don't buy them. Instead, use the "Le Dictionaire de le Word de le lingua de France (continue french blah blah blah)

21st century guy, and my suggestion: If you don't know the word, don't look it up on the dictionary: Google it!

by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 4, 2017