Definitions by TheMAn

bruiser

Just your typical Wrong Island Short person.

Bruiser is short and has never owned a DSM

bruiser by TheMan April 21, 2005

padua academy 

an all girls school where lesbians frequently try to put down certain female students/athletes who refuse to satisfy their "womanly needs"..

Coach: you want to play? come in my office for a couple minutes (wink wink)
athlete: NO, i AM STRAIGHT!
coach: you're off the team.. wait no, you're expelled!

padua academy by theman February 23, 2005

foofie

french word for a persons lack of ability to show compassion

Hey chris, have fun with your foofie.

foofie by theMAn January 11, 2005

landoawd 

A big goofy guy who has read and memorized the dictionary yet still speaks with an incorrect southern style accent.

Wow, LandoAWD is 6'8" and goofy.

landoawd by TheMan January 4, 2005

shtyken

(n) 1. A complete retard both mentaly and socially. 2. Someone who acts like a total wuss. 3. A complete loser and complainer.

Wow, I'm embarrassed to be seen with a Shtyken

shtyken by theman October 6, 2004

Days of the Week 

Monday – Damn, Monday’s suck!
Tuesday – At least it’s not Monday!
Wednesday – The week is half over!
Thursday – Is it Friday yet?
Friday – Thank God it’s Friday!
Saturday – I did WHAT last night?
Sunday – Damn, tomorrow is Monday!

Use these definitions as you see fit.

Days of the Week by TheMan August 24, 2004

hizzowned 

When you completely own someone at something.

I just hizzowned Joe in Halo.

hizzowned by TheMan July 26, 2004